To all of those good-looking-self-righteous motherfuckers sprawled out naked on Citadel Hill—fuck off—when did your own back deck become such an eye sore? It’s disrespectful to our city. Military invasion coming soon, shutting down all of your favourite nudist colonies. I’ll turn it into a film perhaps. —Killuminati
This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2012.
sheesh loosen up its just nudity
Wait, what? Nudity on Citadel Hill? AND I WASN’T TOLD?
True story. When we were flying the CF-104 Starfighter in Europe, one of it’s roles was photo-recon. Supposedly our pilots got in a lot of good low level flying over certain beaches in Germany and Scandinavia, as well a s bringing back some great movies for Mess nights. Giggity Vrooom!
News Flash, Grandma: A) Public Property is for the use of the public; B) Not everybody has the privilege of having a back deck or a car to go to the beach.
what the hell is this now?
was this a true nudist event?
or is it just ultra-conservative grandma complaining about all the bikinis and shirtless surfer boys tanning on the hill on hot days?
if it’s the latter… congrats on even making onto the interwebz…
but you had better make sure the search filter is set to ‘strict’
I’m confused, are you anti-nudity or pro-nudity?
so, what the fuck you got against a nekid body o.p., could it be that someone doesn’t find you appealing. well, let me set you stright here, there is someone for everyone, and sometimes more, if you wanna spend the time, effort and money, to find them.some people have lots of luck with the ladies, some don’t, and the same for the females.
and also, as the saying goes,: if you got it, flaunt it.”
I’m loving your bitches, Unidentified Troll who’s probably scaly.
When biscuit used to reside in Halifax, he used to tan in his undies on citadel hill.
heh.
Admiral, maybe that explains why so many of the widowmakers ended up in farmers fields. In truth, only 1 or 2 crashed while I was there. That I know of anyway.
i was a guilty party of this on citadel.
way i see it
don’t like it don’t look at it.
it’s hot, it’s summer
and clothing these days show just as much skin a portion of the time
I agree; it’s kind of gross seeing fat white asses spread out all over the Citadel. Bikinis are for the beach, not a national historic site. It’s gross. But since the UV was 8/11 yesterday, I hope all those fat white asses are now painfully sore and the bitches remember to wear sunscreen from now on. And maybe not worry so much about tanning, which is a really gross preoccupation.
I know I don’t get out much, but is this for real? Who would want all those rubber neckers and lookie loos staring @ their goods? If I wanted to see twig & berries, I could take a rip out to Crystal Crescent beach(not that I really would). But downtown? That’s a bit PUBLIC…
Cranky – I believe David Bashow hints at that, in at least a couple of cases, in this book:
http://www.aquabooks.ca/images2/starfighte…
nakedgate!
they took our streets with a bike ride…
now they’ve taken over citadel hill.
What will they take next? the ferry?
boobs n birds flappin’ in the wind…
we must rise up and clothe these extremists.
Heh heh, rise up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNIdqu7crW8
Fuck I hate that song. It used to make me think of self-righteous leftie, piss-whingers from Toronto. It still does; just throw zombie Jack Layton into the mix for true bowel-loosening horror.
Hay – you know who could totally play Taliban Jack in the inevitable CBC produced, tax-payer funded hagiography
http://www.actrafrat.com/public/uploadedfi…
Olivia:
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entir…
Steve-O:
http://webspace.webring.com/people/eu/um_1…
And, of course, as Jack’s spirit teacher:
http://library.thinkquest.org/TQ0312140/Th…
Feck me, it practically writes itself.
nice casting couch ya got there captain
…and, a special cameo appearance by Trevor Boris:
http://scottdagostino.files.wordpress.com/…
as Omar Khadr.
Y’know Painey, I really wish I’d read your “casting couch” comment before I posted that last pic. >; )
Is “back deck” a euphamism for something? I’m never hip to this stuff.
PUBLIC NUDITY & THE CULT OF AUTHENTICITY
“To all those good-lookig-self-righteous motherfuckers sprawled out naked on Citadel Hill – fuck off.” Killuminati
What is going on here? I mean, what is REALLY going on here? Why are naked people sprawled out on Citadel? What are they trying to prove? The answer is simple. They are trying to prove that they are “authentic”. But what does that mean? What does it mean to be authentic?
To be authentic is to behave “naturally,” to be in a “state of nature.” It means to behave as one might before being corrupted by the artificial customs and mores of so-called “civilized” society. It is to be pre-social. It is to be pure. It is be authentic. But what does being sprawled out naked on Citadel Hill have to do with being authentic?
Simple. Being naked means having no clothing. Being naked means that one has transcended the socially-imposed “shame” that one is supposed to feel when being naked. Like everything else in society, one’s clothes are an illiegitimate and corrupting imposition. When one has shed one’s clothes one has simultaneously also shed one’s socially-imposed inhibitions. One has become free. One has beome authentic.
The cult of authenticity is a manifeststion of Romanticism which, together with Rationalism, makes up the mindset of western man. It goes back to Euripides, the ancient Greek playwright, but the most famous exponent was Jean-Jacques Rousseau who, in the 18th. century masterpiece. “Tne Social Contract,” idealized the “noble savage” of North American, uncorrupted by the mores of a decadent Europe. His “Emile” laid out the plan for an education of authenticity. The Romantic poets and painters of the 19th. century were also devotees of the cult of authenticity as were the 20th. century Nazis with their motto of “Strength Through Joy” (“Macht Durch Freude”). The cult of authenticity was (is) a two-edged sword.
Ironically since he criticizes the nudists on Citadel Hill, the poster Killuminati is also a devotee of the cult of authenticity. As with many commenters on this site, he talks about “the motherfuckers” and tells them to “fuck off”. Why does he use this language? You guessed it. He uses it because he thinks it’s authentic. No phony, wordy intellectualism like this post for him. No sir. Killuminati is authentic.
A pleasaure as always.
Cheerio!
I’m very authentic when I’m in the shower or in bed (sometimes). I try not to be authentic when I answer the front door unless its the J—–hs or the Morons.
Heh heh heh “fat white asses.” It’s so true!
I hate looking at naked people on the hill as well. Who wants to see your droopy bum and saggy funbags!