Nowadays every corporation is trying to put on an Environmental Conscious face to get business . I feel almost like Kermit the Frog waving my green flag to match my green body fed with green food.
Green used to be used to describe someone who is still “wet behind the ear” ie. a greenhorn, meaning dumb enough to be fooled. Gullible. Amazing how quickly we became gullible today. It’s such a lovely cool way to be Green. My bank, my supermarket, my lawn,etc.. everything I see is spanking clean and green.
And I am not even Irish, rofl
—kermit
This article appears in Apr 23-29, 2009.


Nothing wrong with being green, however i agree that half the green faces of corporations are bullshit. i.e Tim Horton’s and there new mug’s saying something like “changing the environment one step at a time” I have no problem with them selling mugs obviously, I use them myself, however if your going to be selling a mug that implies that the consumer will be saving the environment by not using paper cups, don’t go and use a fucking paper cup to measure the coffee into the mug you cheap assholes.
I’m just going to turn green and puke with all this environmental shit.
with you Bro Tim….
in fact, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit there.
Well for those of you sick of the green fad, now that the economy is all over the news – I havent heard tell of climate change at all. So be thankful.
Just watch, soon all of the ads will be about saving money – and you can then commence bitching about how no one is green at all anymore.
Ill take the hype, thank you. At least theres a little bit of effort there – which is better than none at all.
How dare they exploit the colour green with this useless propaganda. At least they didn’t choose orange…that would be irritating to the point of suicide.
lol Dino Jr, they can’t choose orange as it would bring up Agent Orange from the vietnam days. but yes, isn’t it ironic?
as far as i know from my DC comics, green is the color of bad stuff… radioactive goo, etc… just ask Superman, lol
UH,what?
green lantern = DC.
and for other non-DC
Toxic avenger…
green hornet…
aquaman….
shall I go on?