Dude, seriously, what the fuck? I got to the cafe at 8 fucking a.m. to do my homework, when there weren’t barely any people there. The tables here are so fucking small that I could barely fit all my stuff on just one. That’s why I decided that it would be okay to take another table, instead of having all my books and computer crammed on one tiny little table. I was listening to music when you came in on your coffee brake, and had my head down focusing on my homework. So excuse me for not immediately noticing that you wanted one of the tables I was using. It’s not like it was the only table available, since you obviously got to sit down at another one. Since apparently you don’t know, I CAN’T FUCKING READ YOUR GOD-DAMNED MIND. So how about next time you need one of the tables or chairs that someone else is using, just FUCKING ASK THEM if you could have them instead of sitting there like a little bitch boy and steam during your whole stay. I would have been more than happy to move my stuff for you, as I have done for other people who ASKED ME on other occasions. And it was oh, so courageous the way you asked me if it bothered me to take up two tables and three chairs while other people were trying to find a table to sit down at, before heading for the door like your fucking ass was on fire and not even giving me a chance to reply. Your friends must think you’re so brave, taking on a teenage girl the way you did. I would tell you this to your face if you were still around. —Go get laid fucko
This article appears in Jul 3-9, 2014.
You’re the little person who thinks she has a “right” to sit by herself on the bus, aren’t you.
So, riddle me this Quickdraw. Why do assume that you have the “right” to do your studying in a coffee shop. And why do you assume that you have the “right” to pile your clag on 2 tables? And most, importantly, why do you suppose other customers have the obligation to plead in supplication, for something that is not yours to grant? Store staff should have acted immediately to disabuse you of the Copernican misconception that you are the centre of the universe.
Why did you have to do your homework at the cafe?
If you have that much crap that you need to take up two tables, why do you park your arse at a coffee shop for god knows how long?
Go to the library ffs. Most let you bring coffee. They have big tables!
Let me guess: you only bought one drink and sat there for three hours, am I right? Students were notorious for pulling that shit at the Second Cup on SGR. You’d go in and actually buy a coffee and want to sit down and drink it and all the tables were taken (two at a time, I might add) with students with empty coffee cups and books/laptops. No wonder the place went under and closed – no one could go to actually get a coffee and sit because students were treating it like a goddamned library.
You had a chance-many I suspect. But you were a chicken-shit and chose to write a bitch…
So, someone was out walking and ended up at a park. There was an un-occupied bench so they sat down. Could this person put their feet up and take up more of the bench? Would they be ridiculed?
Next: Same question as above, but there are now two benches side by side with a person sitting at only one of them.
Is the person allowing his/her dogs to use the 2nd table as a latrine?
Way to ruin my next hypothetical question, Ivan.
Benches are sort of a first-come-first-sit situation, where you would hope that the person hogging a bench would make room for someone else. A business establishment is trying to provide someplace to sit for as many customers as they can accommodate, and is used as part of the draw for business. Part of the customer’s purchase is paying for that access to a seat if available. A person doing homework doesn’t get to choose how many tables should be allotted to other customers, nor have they paid for the right to more than a single seat just like any other customer.
^^ Nice!
It’s a coffee shop, not a study hall. But then again you are a teenage girl who thinks the world revolves around you. Of course if he did sit by you, you’d be writing about the old perv who sat by you.
Dwight Frye, less the e, cool song by Alice Cooper, with the E showed up in the Horror Flicks, awsome handle lonely.
The pussy who ran away sucks and the girl is pretty self abosrbed but she was waaaay funnier so I’m on her side. hahaha “go get laid fucko” I like it!
“little person”?
Seriously, Mod?
I called her an S.E.T., not a midget.
Care to pull a George Carlin and tell us the 7 words we aren’t allowed to say on LTWWB? We can’t abide by the rules if we don’t know ’em, now can we?
tits, can’t eat just one
I’ve been bowdlerized twice today, P.G. I.. .don’t know…I just don’t feel safe anymore…>: (
Seriously, I’ve never whinged about having a comment pulled. Not totally sure I’m comfortable with having words attributed to me that I didn’t use.
You might want to try a little more homework, so you would know it is spelled coffee BREAK. And if you came it at 8:00 and the offender came in for his coffee BREAK, it was probably 10:30 or later, so you had been there for more than 2 1/2 hours.
maybe the all seeing eye, doesn’t know what the acronym means. anyway, shit piss fuck
WANKEL ROTARY ENGINE!
There, I feel much more centred after that. >: )
So if I need for whatever reason, someday find the center of the universe, you will be there smack dab in the middle…taking up two tables.
Instead of doing your homework at 8am. What was wrong with 8pm the previous night?
It’s not that person’s fault you’re either homeless or couldn’t figure out a way to do homework at home or a library. Even if the cafe wasn’t that busy you would look like an ass for treating it like your living room.
Wonder if you would also attempt to turn two single hospital beds into a ‘double’ if you were admitted to a semi-private room where the second bed was empty when you arrived. Perhaps a double grave eventually, as well, in case you may want to pull a King Tut and take a few items with you.
It doesn’t “sister” me that OP is likely not an English major.
This was mine. Unfortunately I pretended to be a teenage girl again 🙂
Maybe I have issues…
Hey teenie,
Newsflash! It’s not about you or the other customer who was irked by what they perceived as your selfishness. It’s about the owner of the business trying to make a living. The seats are provided as a means to consume their product in a reasonable amount of time – not a whole morning for the price of a chocochino latte or whatever it is that princesses drink. As a customer you are entitled to occupy one seat at one table for as long as it takes to consume said products. Anything more than an hour lingering over a coffee and chatting, reading, whatever starts to become excessive. And it doesn’t matter how many other tables are available – if one customer is dissuaded from a purchase because they specifically want one of the tables you are hogging, for whatever reason, then you are taking money out of the business owner’s pocket.
Think about that before your next camping expedition.
^^ You should really read my post above yours, lol.
This was also mine;
http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/archives/2014/06/25/share-the-seats
So, portraying young women in a negative fashion to encourage people to all jump on that kind of stereotypical behaviour unsupports misogyny exactly how?
The two incidents (or fiction) the writer bitched about did not even happen to a young girl, if they even occured at all. The characters the writer made up do not even exist.
Is this a male writer with a such a hate-on for the opposite gender they will go to this length? What is the point of this?
Or is it a female writer who so easily slags her own? What is the point of this?
This isn’t LTWWB. It’s LTWWF. (fabricate)
If you actually read the first one I never distinguished the sex of the poster. It was commentors, like you, who came to their own conclusion. Because on that I’d say they, not me, need your lecturing. And based on their responses last time I took it one step further, I’m good at that.
“This isn’t LTWWB. It’s LTWWF. (fabricate)”
Not true. Over ten of the Bitches published this week are mine. Did any of them actually happen? Nope, I just have quite the imagination. Sometimes it really feels like I’m the glue of this place. Its a lot of pressure at times 🙂
Hear, hear, Oceanchick–wouldn’t it be sweet to have that much free time!
It’s like Nukka’s been running a kind of sick, twisted Milgram test on us for his own amusement.
AND I ACED IT!
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“Hear, hear, Oceanchick–wouldn’t it be sweet to have that much free time!”
What can I say… You get to a point in life where you get paid for what you know, not what you do.
Nukka, I repeat my comment….and ur cute when u get ur dander up a smidge dude lol Write me back and lemme know how to get a job like urs 😉
Yeah, I am cute. I’m told its my eyelashes.