The ad with the highschool kid downloading her email before the school bus shows up in the morning.
She has such a superior look on her face. “I have high-speed and you don’t – looser”.
I just want to bitch slap the bitch. —Pobody’s Nerfect
This article appears in Oct 14-20, 2010.


what kills me about that commercial is the self-entitled little brat tells the bus driver he is late. Nothing like getting a dressing down on the job by a fucking 5 th grader!
Omg. I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one that hates this little brat. Haha. The commercial just makes me want to jump through the screen and smash her head on the sidewalk, or choke her with her iPod.
The NGF Director’s Cut features the bus driver punching the kid in the nose and her falling down the bus steps into a pile of dog poop. At least I thought it was funny.
The unrated version simply has the driver asking, “Wanna walk?”
what really makes me laugh, are the idiots that are texting each other, from less than 5 feet away. what the fuck is wrong with kids today? don’t they know how to speak to each other anymore. used to be one time, they had the home phones tied up, now they are just a bunch of zombie texters. not knowing what is happening in the world close to them. if it ain’t on face book, then it’s not real, i guess?
It’s a fucking commercial. Get over it. Fast forward or have a shit.
The thing that bothers me most about this particular bitch is that the bitcher has decided to misspell loser.
Plus, who doesn’t have high speed internet these days?
Alright people, stop watching so much tv and worrying about the stupid commercials. Rediculous. You all bitch about teens texting and shit, I think your no better.
Terrible ad. Makes me want to kick a squirrel through a hedge.
haven’t seen it…. though I was home recently and saw a couple commercials
(literally.. I think food network cycles through the same 6 or so all fucking day)
I enjoyed the new skittles one where everything he touches turns to skittles.
🙂
The one that annoys me is the one with the little self entitled brat who whines about having to wear her sisters jeans (it’s a commercial for some kind of laundry stain remover) although this one is almost as bad.
I’m glad I don’t have TV. 😛
Ridiculous does not have an ‘e’ in it.
I hate at the end when she tells the bus driver he’s late too. NFG I’d like to see your version.
Is there micro-sized text on the screen saying “Download speeds will vary in Nova Scotia from nil to none.”
I spell loser with only one ‘o’ and you don’t – loser.
“what really makes me laugh, are the idiots that are texting each other, from less than 5 feet away. what the fuck is wrong with kids today? don’t they know how to speak to each other anymore.”
I’m with you, LS. Even I grew up in the era when interpersonal communication was still free.