So, I’m standing on the front step of my Cork St. home Sunday night when a fucking degenerate scumbag walking his Lassie clone stop for a moment. His dog climbs up on my lawn and starts having a crap and around the midpoint he looks over and notices I’m standing there, uh-oh! He looks at me and says, “Don’t have a bag, do ya?” I replied “No I don’t, sorry.” After his mutt was finished they both walked away, without saying a word. Thanks for that you fuckin’ asshole. Maybe I’m missing something here but when did it become my responsibility to stock my house with dog shit bags? At least I remember what you and your ugly dog look like so you’ll be seeing me the next time you walk by my house, believe that.
I don’t know what’s been happening lately. I try to do good things for people, I keep to myself and am very conscious of my neighbours and others but lately it seems like the real scum of this city keeps finding and fucking with me. —BabySitterKiller
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.
I know this will clutter your lawn, but it’s better than dog shit.
2-L pop bottles half filled with water, strewn around, fucks dogs up and they’ll do their business elsewhere.
Think outside the box. If you didn’t have a bag to offer, what else DID you have that could have been used to scoop the poop? Try a little creativity.
OB, got a shovel? Scoop it up and fling it back at him and Lesbo Lessie.
cork st eh? i ride down cork sometimes. on a slightly related note; dead cats are good for growing roses
It’s kind of ironic that after you refused to help someone ( by not getting the guy a bag ), you brag about being nice, helpful and conscious of other people. Who doesn’t have a bag in their house? Sometimes, as a dog owner I run out of bags on walks, dog shits more than usual, they fall out of my pocket, whatever. After you were rude to the guy, as the tone of your bitch would suggest, is it any wonder he walked away? At least he asked if you had a bag! Sometimes being helpful will get shit removed from your lawn, being a dick certainly didn’t work. Not that I’m condoning not picking up after your dog, but sometimes shit happens, and the fact your bitch isn’t about the consistency of this problem would lead me to believe this might be an isolated incident. Have you asked your neighbors if this has happened to them?
haha, it’s the three poop walk, and you only have two bags^^we carry lots just in case
yea..a REALLY neighbourly feller would’ve put it in his pocket ..and give’em the old “thank-you come again” 🙂
creativity?
It’s not OB’s responsibility to clean up or provide things to clean up someone else’s dog shit.
The dog owner should’ve had a bag with him. It’s HIS responsibility to make sure that stuff’s stocked while going on a walk.
What are you going to do the NEXT time they walk by your house? They already shit all over you and you did NOTHING……..eat that dogs shit ya pussy.
If I was a normal person whose dog was shitting on someone’s lawn and I ran out of bags on my walk, I would say “I’m sorry, we used up all my bags. Can I trouble you for one?” not “got a bag?” Pretty sure the dog walker was rude first and therefore why do they deserve help.
I’m not sure if you’re up on the times but we use reusable bags and I’m not going to use a huge garbage bag to pick up one piece of shit from someone else’s dog. Also, telling the guy “no I don’t, sorry” is hardly being a dick to a guy whose conveniently walking his dog with no bags after dark in the hopes that nobody will see him. Isolated incident? my ass. I agree my post is angry, this is BITCH after all is it not? I wasn’t angry at the time, only after he walked away without a word. If the guy had good intentions but is simply a dummy who doesn’t know how many bags to bring or just happened to lose the bags which I doubt then wouldn’t it be gentleman like to go home, grab a bag, come back and pick it up? that sounds reasonable, right? well the shit’s still there so he had no intention of ever picking it up.
Obviously, BSK, with both of you lacking bags another solution was required. Expecting the guy to come back with a bag wouldn’t be high on my list of choices. Dog shit still on lawn vs one large green bag. I know which one I’d pick…the one where the shit leaves with the dog walker. Yes, he may have been trying to get away with something but by not giving him a large bag, or even a portion of a large green bag, or wad of arse fluff, or the plastic wrapping off a bag of arse-fluff, or an empty tin can, or an egg carton, or a milk carton etc, you LET him get away with it.
gardener-sis, I won’t ask how you know about the benefits of feline-fertilizer if you don’t ask how I too, know this is true.
… so … the guy didn’t have bag … his bad … ok. He was wrong, you are correct op.
He asks for a bag … you say you don’t have one … what did you want him to do … eat it … I don’t understand your misplaced anger. Not at the shit on the lawn … aka give the dude a bag! You probably would have made him feel 2 inches small if you gave it to him and stood there watching him pick it up … he was stupid and rude … and you denying him a bag does nothing but leave shit on your lawn and makes you just as cunty.
I’m sorry.
Good thing it wasn’t my lawn. Lassie would be shitting on master’s foot while they skedaddled in a panic off my muthafuckin’ lawn.
you are supposed to rub the dog’s nose in it, then show him where he is allowed to crap.
No, that’s wrong GV. Never rub a dog’s nose in their poo, it instills fear not learning. Positive reinforcement is what works for dogs. Reward for doing right as opposed to punish for doing wrong. Dogs catch on quickly particularly when treats are involved.
I bet when he went inside to get the bag the guy would have just left.
Unless this was lassie’s second dump, there’s no excuse for not having a bag while taking your dog out!
I took care of my cousin’s dog when I was in TO this summer — I’ve never taken care of a dog in my life, but I knew enough to bring a couple bags with me when I took the little bum out for a walk! 😉
*sigh* I miss that little guy. He’s ADORABLE. His brothers (cats) are pretty frigging awesome too and I miss them tons (I still have fur on my suitcase from one of the kittehs that made my suitcase his own personal bed). 🙂
I bet you collect a lock of hair from all the men (and women?) you’ve murdered too….
sick bastard!
Ommg I love finding kitteh hair when the kitteh is nowhere near. Sometimes there are little orange hairs in my keyboard at work and it makes me smile :). LOOK AT HIS FACE FOR FUCK SAKES. Gaaah. I actually spend so much time just looking at him.
Kitteh hair in the chicken curry is a less than delightful treasure to stumble upon. Like the true underclass we are, SOBova and I eat on the couch in front of the telly. The Countess likes to orbit about our feet, begging for alms, despite the fact that any toothsome tidbit placed in front of her will be regarded with either mild disinterest or abject fear. She’s perfected the art of passing in front of me and curling her question-mark tail into my plate and making it look unintentional.
I kept the fur on the bag because we figured that no one would want to steal a large suitcase with more fur on it than what’s on an actual cat.
That and it’s easier to pick out on the carousel amongst all the other generic black luggage.
In any event, I’m having one of those “I just wanna curl up in bed with my kittehs” kinda day…. migraine + migraine anxiety + fatigue = :S
shit I can’t even finish my post before posting.
FFS.
to continue: so all I want right now are my kittehs for pats and hugs and cuddles and meows and purrs.
🙁
i sent you a cute picture kitty, maybe it’ll cheer you up
Aw thanks, hon!
I just drank a huge cup of coffee so I’m starting to come around, but man, those things can really knock you on your arse!
http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments…
Feel better, Kitty.
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Well shit. That didn’t work out the way I wanted it to. Let me try that again.
Feel better, Kitty.
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Gah! I give up. It’s STILL not right dammit, but you get the idea.
http://i.qkme.me/35ck.jpg
LOL thanks, Vastie! 🙂
YVW, Kitty.
lol Cute PG. Jesus, is there ANY situation you can’t find an ammusing picture for? lol
We don’t call her “The Queen of Meme” for nothing, Vastie.
sorry, i have little to no self control^^
Hey, no apologies necessary PG. I’m not complaining at all. I think it’s hilarious. I’m all about the levity!
Random funny:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
See?
random funny is the best http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2011/11/bath-…
Random funny is great. A girl I’m crushing on sent me this:
http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/2011/10/t…
love her already
sorry, that looks odd. *ahem* i like the cut of her jib, with the funny stuff and the like……