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I just ordered the pizza and garlic fingers from your pizza shop and it cost me 30 bucks! I opened the garlic fingers and only half of them had cheese on them—the outer perimeter was dry as fuck. There were like eight fingers left at the end that didn’t even have a shred of cheese on them. To top it all off, the cup of donair sauce that comes with it was only half-full. WTF cheapos! If I’m paying 30 bucks for this dry ass crap, why must you rip people off and be so stingy with the cheese? FFS, that sauce is only canned milk, sugar and vinegar—stop acting like it’s gold. I wont be ordering from there again. Pizza shop assholes: stop scrimping on your toppings and cutting corners to make more of a profit. You used to make a decent pizza, now your product is shit. —Unhappy fat chick
This article appears in Jan 8-14, 2015.
Try a different pizza shop next time. And name the offending shop please, so others may avoid it too.
Perhaps they did it for your health. Maybe you are a repeat offender and the kind soul who prepared your order had your well-being in mind and cut back on the toppings and side of sauce. Less is more. Send them a thank-you card.
That will teach you for not tipping…..
Tip your driver!
DRY GARLIC FINGERS
“I opened the garlic fingers and only half of them had cheese on them – the outer perimeter was dry as fuck.” Unhappy fat chick
The female cooking staff at some pizza establishments have been known to use the garlic fingers for purposes other than that for which they were initially intended. This might account for the fact that half of your garlic fingers had cheese on them. The cheese on the other half had been removed in the heat of sexual frenzy. I hope you didn’t eat those as well.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
^^^ okay now that’s funny!
OB, I feel it is incumbent upon me as a mathematics instructor to point out an obvious equation:
(pizza + garlic fingers) * (cheese + donair sauce) = unhappy fat chick
I have never really understood why people question the half full or half empty glass.
For me its always been simply a context of perception.
If its half a glass…. & i’m filling it, its half full.
If its half a glass & i’m drinking it …its half empty.
The image of Unhappy Fat Chick gobbling down that dry nosh with her piggy little mouth has put me off garlic fingers forever.
I wonder if she’s pissed off because she didn’t get a hair with it.
Just $30.00?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNJl9EEcso…