Nah, it’s just another “greased up long-haired shirtless guy”. Every time I go through Bedford and proceed up Dartmouth Road, you know toward Magazine Hill, I see the same greased up shirtless guy. Surely you must own a shirt, but I guess you’re going for that whole “Tarzan thing.” Newsflash, it ain’t workin’ and the tourism numbers in the province this summer are already down, so why don’t you do us all a big favour — afterall there are eating establishments less than a mile away, and put on a shirt! —Shirted Driver

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  1. It’s summertime, maybe he’s working on his tan, maybe he’s got one shirt and it’s in the laundry. No need to crucify the guy.

  2. fuck o.p., i thought you were talking to m for a minute there. seeing as i’m the closest thing to him you will ever find.

  3. Nail him to a tree, OP. If he’s still there 3 days from now, he was just a hippie and lord knows, no shortage of them.

  4. I doubt it’s as bad as the old, fat, shirtless, homeless MacGyver-look-alike I saw a couple of weeks ago on SGR. 😛

  5. @Ivan: Then you should have planned ahead. 😛
    @Mel: Yeah I tried to give him as wide a berth as possible.

  6. greased up long haired shirtless guys used to be really cool twenty or thirty years ago…….now they are IT professionals.

  7. yikes! another poorly designed website. 8-o

    yep, a JC style IT guy could definitely do something about that.

  8. HAHAHA OP! I know exactly who that is… I used to work at a hotel and he would come in and use the bathroom all time, we actually used to call him Crackhead Jesus…. because I think he’s off his meds half the time. he likes to talk to himself, and he walks everywhere in the city! I just recently started seeing him on the Bedford Highway…

  9. That guy is such a piece of shit, he crosses the road and steps in front of oncoming traffic with impunity. I think he lives in the woods off Magazine hill.

  10. The rabbits in the fields and songbirds in the trees have no need of shirts.

    Do you believe that our Father has any less love for them because it is so?

    I go forth without a shirt because it suits my purpose.

  11. Hiz cuzzin must live out our way. I was on the BLT trail this morning and a dead ringer for John the Baptist (ceptin he dint do the actual water related baptising like) was sitting by his ATV, both him and the ATV were covered in mud from head to dorsal fin.. Long greasy hair and maybe 3 teeth in his head. I was waiting for the theme song for Deliverance to kick in…….

  12. Gross. I saw one of these greased up shirtless losers on Barrington yesterday. Why is it always the unattractive ones?

  13. You’re just jealous that your man boobs and pancake nipples keep you from going shirtless, OP.
    You should focus more on yourself and less on this guy.

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