So you’ve got a great ass. Or even a not so great ass, whatever.
Regardless of your ass-status, its time to start covering it up again. You’ve all gotten the maximum mileage out of the super tight yoga pants trend and it was quite novel there for a while, but now I’m on ass overload.
This has nothing to do with who looks good in this particular garment or not. Good for you if you won the genetic lottery or just plain work hard in the gym or just wear whatever society says you should wear. All shapes and sizes are rockin the LL’s. It doesn’t have to do with any prudishness on my part either. No, this about what makes a woman really attractive, rather than just a “hottie”.
Mystery.
Where is the fuckin mystery ladies?
Don’t you want to hold a little bit back? To keep something you only share with a special someone, something(s)to be half divined in a darkened bedroom and to only be taken out when the situation demands it? There is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
Is it special? Is it amazing? Yes, it is.
But its not the only thing to be focused on. Remember its one part of a much more beautiful and important whole. That being you. Remember you?
I know what you’re thinking, “I am so much more than my butt you jerk, eyes up here!” I agree, but it doesn’t work that way. YOU KNOW THAT. Whatever YOUR motivations or desires are, they mean nothing in the context of the over-sexxed mind of a 21st century hetero male. It actually just makes the problem worse, like refining fuel from corn…but I digress. You wonder why you get stared at…I wonder why it seems to upset you, YOU ARE NOT INVISIBLE, neither is your butt! When its just out there no straight guy is looking at YOU, they’re looking at you’re ass. Simple fact. You’re just an ass with legs to most guys. Its like hypnotizing chickens, easy, instantaneous and inevitable.
I’m actually not convinced that for some of you its not just a bit of a fuck you to the rest of the femmes who have to see it and be green with envy.
—thankyougoodnight
This article appears in Oct 15-21, 2009.
God bless the LL pants!! I hope they never go away! Nothing like watching hips and ass hypnotically swaying back and forth… back and forth… back and forth… Sorry, got a little distracted there.
Unless the people wearing LLs are my age – shit, now the vomit’s starting to crawl up my throat. If you’ve got a great ass, show it or put expensive advertising space on it.
They’re PANTS! I’d rather see someone wearing lulus than someone wearing booty shorts looking for the same effect. And everyone I see wearing those pants usually wear pretty conservative tops/sweaters/tanks for the gym. I really don’t see what the problem is here..it could be a LOT worse.
worst bitch maybe ever
Personally — It is WAY more comfortable to wear skin tight shorts/pants while working out then baggy – unflattering stuff. I do not ever go to the gym hoping to “hook up” or whatever. I’m there to exercise, that’s it. If you happen to find my ass attractive, fine, but I really don’t see the bitch in that.
I also happen to like looking at the guys wearing muscle tees with awesome arms and abs. What’s wrong with that? We have bodies. . . they can be appealing. . . deal with it? I have no problem with someone checking me out. . . so why do you have a problem with checking someone else out? call me stupid. . but I don’t get it . ..
LuLu’s are damn well comfy!!
So, you’re into butts, huh? And everywhere you look are big, bodacious butts, but you can’t touch them. Ha Ha! (Water, water, everywhere and not a drop to drink.) I understand your pain (everywhere I go, I see cheesecake), but don’t blame it on the women (I don’t blame it on the bakers). Appreciate the gift (live art), don’t stare and stop complaining because you cannot separate sensual pleasures from sexual desires.
Don’t hate…hater
I for one, would like to take this opportunity to thank Lu Lu Lemon for their wonderful gift to men everywhere…
NW, your first line was the first thing that popped into my head while reading this backwards bitch…
Did you even read my bitch? Of course I separate sensual pleasure from actual sex. That was my point. Most hetero boys don’t however or don’t know how, especially when they’re young. Therein lies the danger of (however innocently) “advertising” too overtly. You become just another chick with a great ass.
Yeah, I like a nice ass just as HKM loves cheesecake. Its about choices, the pants don’t put themselves on nor does the cheesecake bake itself.
In my life, I go out of my way to make people see ME not just parts of me, I just wish the value of this approach was recognized more.
So should all bakers everywhere stop making cheesecake?
…do you buy clothes that make you look unattractive?
I didn’t know cheesecake got upset when people looked at it in delight.
“…do you buy clothes that make you look unattractive?”
When you by clothes that enhance your attractiveness, why complain when they attract attention?
Shoulda said, “nor does the cheesecake EAT itself”…sorry
No I buy clothes that I like and look good in, but I don’t wear my gym gear as casual attire or to get a reaction.
Hey man, sorry. It just happens that those yoga pants happen to be the most comfortable, practical, and easy to wear thing out there. I’ll be damned if I’m gonna stop wearing them just because you fixate on ladies’ asses. OP needs to get laid, apparently.
of all the latest “fashion” trends (bug glasses, crocs, uggs) Yoga pants is the only one I don’t mind lasting a little while.
Women wearing yoga pants is the only reason I leave the house.
My mistake…I thought you were qpmzwonxeibcruv having a bad day = p. I didn’t realize you were a woman. Regardless, you are talking about pants–something that covers the whole of the area that you think should be reserved for those special moments only. It’s an ass–not breasts, not genitalia–an ass–not special. Male and females both have them. That sexual connotations are applied to it is an aside. I think what you are protesting is the highlighting of a woman’s curves. But, I don’t think that functional pants quite fall into the same category as a padded, push-up bra under a see-through blouse. If women were to hid everything that cause men to become sexual aroused, we would all be wearing burqas.
I think someboday needs to see Robin Hood – Men in Tights.
Why, RobinHood shirt came done past his ass, sometimes he even has a cape.
while I agree that most women look better in a full well tailored oufit that doesn’t show much skin, and isn’t skin tight, unfortunately people much prefer comfort these days.
Also, your last statement kinda negates your previous speel by making you just sound jealous.
I feel sorry the OP has such a shitty, infantilizing view of males.
*sigh* I guess people are missing your point, OP, but never fear, you’ve got one lady who’s got it.
Yeah, I’ve got a hot bod, have some LL’s but I don’t really strut around in public in them – not inc. the gym or yoga class. Yeah they’re comfortable so I get why they’re so popular. But just to take your post a little further, how about applying this to super-sexy clothes in general?
I prefer to leave a little to the imagination – it’s sexy, mysterious AND classy. This goes for all the other revealing mainstream styles out there, not just LL’s – who wants to look just like every other wannabe Brittany Spears/Jessica Simpson clone?
And even better, I’m not constantly bombarded by unwanted attention from gross men; instead I get welcome attention from men I find more desirable. And no, I’m not an old hag nor do I dress like one. I just understand that sometimes less is more. [Think Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Simpson]
It took a few years to figure this out and get the gumption to step away from the flock, but now I’m much happier and have less harassment from morons to deal with (they’re too busy drooling over the chick with her assets hanging all out over the place!). Unless I’m at the beach in a bikini, the only one who gets to see my goodies is my man.
BecauseISaidSo, ” [Think Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Simpson]”
Does anyone remember a little movie called, “Into the Blue”?
Why don’t we just let people wear what they’re going to wear and get on with our lives…yeesh!
Umm, why on earth would anyone decide what to wear based on certain males inability to think about anything but sex? I am a student and wear lulus practically every day- doubtful my skinny ass would put anyone in a tizzy but I am sure as hell not going to change my appearance to maintain an air of “mystery”. Are you fucking kidding? Fantasize about my boobs (which you will NEVER see on display) or my arms, or my stomach or any other concealed part (since you obviously overly sexualize women’s bodies) and maybe work on bringing some deeper meaning to your life. K?
I wish men would drool over my ass….*sigh*….unfortunately, I’m invisible to men, cuz I’m fat.
Peoples tastes come in all different shapes and sizes Yo Mama, it has a lot more to do with how you carry yourself.
Ah, yet another person way too concerned about what others are wearing even though it doesn’t effect them what so ever.
“There is such a thing as too much of a good thing”
Bullshit.
I don’t know what the fuck lulu’s are (Know nothing about/Don’t care about fashion) but if they’re those tight black pants I’ve seen more and more women wearing lately, I approve. Way to redeem yourself after the ugly big sunglasses phase, ladies.
HKM, I think you must have a crush on me! I am flattered, really, and am willing to up my age limit to 48 (double my age) as long as you’re hot (ie: a MILF). Just please don’t expect me to call you mom.
dgaf: yep, they’re those tight black stretchy pants that can make any girl’s ass look absolutely asstastic. Mmmmmm!
are you a bit what? jealous maybe?????
lulus are COMFY AS FUCK along with their amazing ability to make one’s ass look hot (or, you know make those of us with flatter bums look like we have one :P).
I hate pants. HATE THEM. I hate them so much my apartment has been declared a “pants free zone,” but frig, wearing lulu pants is like not wearing any pants. And not once have I ever had to pull them out of my ass because they were riding up.
They may be expensive, I’ll admit that, but they’re damn well worth it. I’d shower in mine if I could get away with it.
I always find it funny that people complain about others wearing pants which are snug but they are cool with going to the beach and seeing people basically walking around in their underwear, just because it’s a different setting.
Exactly, Mole Rat. And, they have something to say if a woman finds herself having to use her bra and underwear/shorts as a swimsuit, although these items cover exactly the same as a bikini (if not more). It’s all psychological bullshit.
It’s not bullshit. It’s about what is appropriate for a given setting. A beach is the appropriate setting for your bikini and speedos, not a nice restaurant downtown. Pyjamas are great for bedtime, but not appropriate for the grocery store. Slutty skirts are great for clubbing, but not appropriate for the classroom. It’s OK to have different standards for different settings.
Yoga pants are the greatest invention ever created by human kind. I mean it. Greater than the printing press, greater than the wheel. Mag-fuckin-nificent.
I have never owned or worn yoga pants.
Suddenly I feel a black hole where my stomach was.
I am not talking about understandable standards, Miles. I am talking about situational instances. Like a person feeling very hot on a humid summer’s day, nowhere near home, beach right there, but they cannot take a dip in their undergarments even though it covers the same thing as a bathing suit. I am talking about ‘rules’ being too rigid, at times. I am talking about women can wear jeans or sandals where a man can’t because the woman’s clothes are considered fashion and a man’s are considered casual. Sometimes it just seems silly.
Sure, I agree that leggings are inappropriate in some settings. I just figure if you’re not upset by seeing someone’s body at the beach, why is it upsetting to see someone walking down the street in their yoga pants? Is it that huge a breach of decorum just because you can see how their body’s shaped? I could see if they were huge and the leggings were way too small, or were riding up their ass crack 😛
You had me at “great ass”.
And what’s up with the stigma about guys wearing tanktops, also known as “wife beaters”? I was wearing one a few weeks ago (black one, yep, that was me damnit) and got all kinds of weird looks. They’re way better on a warm day than t-shirts but not as greasy as just going shirtless, which I wouldn’t do due to a large amount of manly body hair that might scare some people, on top of the fact I really need to start working out again! My former six pack is now a keg.
OB kindly go fuck yourself. I love my gym girls in lulus and no one is taking that away!