What fucking farmer grows gingerbreadmen with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle heads?
How many farmers out there are moonlighting as Pet Portrait Photographers?

Cranky wants to know.

—Cranky

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  1. A couple more months and well have a little more pickin’s. It’s at least something to look at after buying the 8 month old produce. I really wanted to buy the door mat that said “GO AWAY” but I left it too long and now someone else is enjoying the peace and quiet.

  2. Gingerbread in the form of TMNT!? Where the fuck have I been?? Now if only they made Zoboomafoo ones…

  3. I bought a Gingerbread Alf once from Tims because it was so random and awesome. I’d buy a Ninja Turtle for sure.

  4. I totally agree with Dino. I’d definitely buy TMNT gingerbread cookies!! The zooboomafoo thing though… that’s kinda iffy. I’d be more inclined towards Bill Nye or Square One gingerbread…

  5. Do you know who would know how to make HIS OWN Bill Nye gingerbread cookies?

    That’s right, kiddies…Bill Nye. Don’t doubt the science.

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