If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s being repeatedly interrupted. People interrupt each other in conversation, I get that. But when you interrupt me not once, not twice but 3 plus times in a row, I start to wonder why and how you even talk to people, as I’m picturing what your eyeballs would look like popping out of your head with my hands gripped tightly around your throat. Maybe you should just talk to yourself if you like the sound of your own voice that much.
I’ve had it. Is it that much to ask that you shut your pie hole long enough for me to finish what I was saying? Seriously, is it? Some of you fucking pieces of shit will have the nerve to interrupt me WHILE I’M ASKING YOU TO STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!! FUCK!!! YOU DON”T DESERVE TO LIVE IN SOCIETY! GO LIVE IN THE JUNGLE WITH THE ANIMALS!
It’s such a basic social courtesy and so many people ignore it. It really is infuriating, especially when you’ve been around me long enough to know that it’s one of the things I absolutely can’t stand.
It’s simple, shut the fuck up while others are talking, especially if they are CLEARLY trying to articulate or express something that they feel strongly about. Not doing so is one of the most rude and disrespectful things you can do to someone.
The worst ones are the ones who do it ON THE FUCKING PHONE!! YOU FUCKING SELF ABSORBED HEFFER! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU OVER THE PHONE IF YOU WON’T LET ME SPEAK?!? SIGN LANGUAGE!?
Seriously if people keep doing this to me I’m just going to stop talking to them, period. I don’t care if they’re family. If you can’t respect me enough to let me speak, and want to keep cutting me off until I’m worked into a rage, I don’t need you in my life. Just shut the fuck up sometimes. —TJ Can Think of 902 Ways to Remove Your Tongue From Your Mouth
This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2012.
A-1 Bitch, Young Thomas. Also, from the tag, I think Mod-Bird may have a bit of a crush on you….>; )
Best tag EVARRRRRR!!!
Pardon the interruption, but, I disagree with the tagline. “The Puppet Bitch” rules as the best bitch of all time. The skank in red bitch pales in comparison.
lol! I felt soooo much better after writing this. I was wondering how someone would find a way to interrupt me on an online forum. Thanks bird!
i agree thomas, it’s infuriating but oeanchickpeasis is correct…the puppet bitch still rules
the lady in red bitch even pales in comparison to the ‘not a drop to drink’ bitch, ffs.
It’s almost the one year anniversary of that bitch. I bet if we started commenting in it again, survivor would come back and yell at us!
And I’m NOT sorry for interrupting your bitch, Thomas. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? HUH?
Trombone marionette?
That tagline just made me crack up laughing at work… love it!!
I wonder which bills Survivor hasn’t been paying this month?
Will she blame it on her hamster having a head cold, or the dog having the Incurable Crud?
I can’t wait to find out!
(takes a big breath in front of the baffroom mirror)
Survivor.
Survivor!
SURVIVORRRRRRRRRRRR!
(runs, giggling from the room)
Wpaul
For those who missed it and those who want to enjoy it again, here it is in all it’s glory:
THE PUPPET BITCH
“HaliFUCK Culture Scene
Posted on Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 1:34 PM
What the fuck is up with the culture scene in HaliFUCKS??! Shit! I moved half way cross the country to this fucking city for school, and its deadd! Fuck, where I come from you could sit out front a building and whip out a puppet, and fucking marionettes would gang round from everywhere. Muthafuckers would be whippin off they socks and drawin faces on em to get in on the action. Shit! Man, this stuff went down daily! Round this fuckin shit spot they anint nothin. Nothinn! Fuck! I took my puppets down to fucking Murphy’s wharf and not one fuckin soul joined me! I fuckin had to do Mid Summer Night’s Dream by my fuckin self! Shit, man, back home we used to find a fuckin cardboard box in an alley, cut a hole in that muthafucker, and put on a fuckin puppet show. What the fuck is wrong with you Halifax??!!! Shit, it pisses me off too much to even write bout!
—puppet master”
Spassibo, OceanBabe. Some things just never get old.
Thanks for that, OC! That bitch *was,* clearly, the best bitch of all time.
OF ALL TIME.
haha! You’re way too assertive to ever get interrupted OP.. When they do it, keep talking over them. As if they hadn’t even spoken. Some of them will have the audacity to tell you to stop interrupting THEM.
Or.. just say in a really loud voice “LET ME FINISH.” (you have to be loud so they’ll hear you)
Two people i interact with daily do this. It’s fucking annoying. Contrary to my bitch board personality, I’m actually a good listener and i’m fairly quiet. And i fall victim to this fucking CONSTANTLY. These two tricks help if you have the nerve to pull them off.
This is why people interrupt you….
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/4995/to…
Hey, Tommy, I channelled my inner Larry, Curly and Moe and they said to carry around some ping pong balls for the face to facers. When they start yapping, aim for the mouth.
The puppet bitch, was that before my time? I don’t think I remember that one.
I’ll tell ya what I’m gonna do about it PK. Dislike your comment! So there!
Haha I was going to reference Survivor but I was afraid she would come back.
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ping pong balls
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http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/116253
Wp
That definitely without a doubt gets my vote for best bitch ever.
The one about the store that played music at night was pretty good too.
We should all nominate our fave bitches of 2011!
“I’ll tell ya what I’m gonna do about it PK. Dislike your comment! So there!”
Shaking in my boots, Thomas.
*takes mental note if ever attending another summit…*
I want to see ballistic tommy raping my ears with long pent up profanity, turning a shade of red brother love would envy.
I thought the Dear A bitch was a definite standout… if you could get through reading it all.
Ahhhhh I hate this too! However, if you’re one of those people who takes 5 minutes to say the same basic thing in 78 different ways, I WILL interject, for my own sanity. Or one of those people who never finish a sentence/thought and go on about something else. I gotta get some words in.
zZzed, I met Tommy at the last summit and he’s a great dude if you ignore the blow torch hooked to his belt.
When 12 people get together you’re gonna get interrupted, but it’s repeat offenders that drive me nuts. It’s so rude and inconsiderate, especially when you ask them nicely please and they still do it, or get offended that you had the audacity to stand up for yourself.
Maybe that’s why I like blogging and stuff so much, I can get through a train of thought without interjection.
I agree with Mel about people who kind of ramble on and don’t shut up UNTIL they’re interrupted. Those people are fun to deal with at work because of course your job dictates that you NOT interrupt them, even when they apparently don’t know how to finish a sentence and kinda of have this tone as if they’re waiting on you to interrupt them, where their voice kind of takes on questionably tone at the end of each statement. Like this:
“Hi I was just wondering about this password reset, I tried this ID and that password but it gave me this error message, and I called this number and they gave me these instructions and so I’m wondering if I’m supposed to call you or somebody else or if I’m able to reset it myself online, or is there someone I need to e-mail or blah de blah de blah….” maybe if you’d stop talking I could answer your question. All you had to say was I need a password reset. These kinds of people are hard not to interrupt.
Also there are people who forget a word and you kinda finish their sentence for them without REALLY interrupting them. I don’t mind that.
I’m talking about when you’ve made it clear multiple times that you don’t like being interrupted (as if anyone does, gawd) and you’ve been trying for 5 minutes to spit out a sentence and these self important motherfuckers seem to just fall in love with the sound of their own voice and the look of the vein popping out of your forehead.
The worst is when you’re having a discussion or trying to explain something to a group of people. Some people shouldn’t have been let out of grade primary.
OB, go work in a call center.
Tommy every time you swear in your comments when describing a general situation that doesn’t require profanity…you make yourself look moronic.
This is exactly how I assume you talk in general conversation:
“Aww fuck shit piss balls its fucking snowing out. Fucking shit ass now I need my fucking jacket or I’ll fucking catch a motherfucking cold.”
*ignores Zilla*
You’re ignoring me by saying that you’re ignoring me? Clearly you do not understand what ignoring means. Mad love for you Tommy….real mad love for my dim witted friend.
TTFN is quite the lady herself. Fun to talk to.
My bad Zilla, I stand corrected.
I should have said:
*chooses to not respond to Zilla*
You know I was going to point out again how stupid you make yourself seem, but it bores me. It’s kind of sad really because you actually seem somewhat intelligent sometimes and then you completely ruin that by being an idiot the majority of the time.
That is the best tag line I have ever seen on here!
Zilla sounded like he lived near Yarmouth for a bit there.
If there were a public tax that acted like a swear jar, they have enough money to BUY a new ferry and some left over to boot.
“God damn da’ fuckin’ god damn.”
uh, THAT’S NOT A SENTENCE….where the hell is the subject?!?!?!?!
blow torch you say?
I’m intrigued.
Is that on your utility belt, mr wayne?
nice to see you again vot. thomas does not cuss much in public, but the rest of us make up for it
Thomas, here’s an old teacher trick. When you are interrupted, just stop-mid word, if necessary. Say nothing! The talker will pause…then you say “as I was saying…” and continue. It really works!
Also, bird, great tag!
Aw, you’re sweet, Tommy J., a tip of my fedora to you.
that does work xeno, especially in person. you can combine it with the *look*
Uh-huh. Also, after the pause so quick it is almost a glottal stop, “I can wait” works pretty well if they don’t stop.
And, yeah, if it’s a kid, give ’em the stink eye. For grownups, a look of exaggerated patience works better (you make your point while keeping to the high road, albeit just barely;)
If you’re on the phone and on a ‘uni-directional’ speaker or headseat (what most speaker/cell phones are) only one party can speak at a time, so you can’t be interrupted as long as you are speaking. (an omni-directional speaker allows both parties to talk simultaneously.)
I gotta admit… Zilla’s photoshoppin’ does make me lol a bit.
Also, I’d lile to interrupt this bitch again to discuss the fact that today is payday and on my way to get my cheque on my lunch hour, the fuckface bus got stuck and my GOD I swear people were ready to revolt when the driver got off the bus. Fuckfaces. Also: chinese food tonight. The end.
Fuck you, Thomas! 😀
Y’know, the more I read this bitch, the more I like it. I especially like paragraph two, parts of which should be carved into a monument or ferry terminal or tattoo or something…
“Is it that much to ask you to shut your pie hole long enough for me to finish? You fucking pieces of shit have the nerve to interrupt me WHILE I’M ASKING YOU TO STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!! FUCK!!! YOU DON”T DESERVE TO LIVE IN SOCIETY! GO LIVE IN THE JUNGLE WITH THE ANIMALS!”
Beautiful. Brilliant, really
Big hugs for Empty Nest Painey. Love the new Ferdinand incarnation, though.
http://images.cryhavok.org/d/16082-1/LOLco…
was it ‘mysteriously’ able to make it up the hill when you got off?
mmmm chinese…
thanks uncle vanya…mmm chinese food
Thank you Xeno! I really appreciate that, and I’m gonna try your teacher trick.
Also, Self Absorbed Heffers will henceforth be known as SAHs.
You get paid by cheque PK? How barbaric. You guys should use us as your payroll provider, we would never dream of making you go out in the snow to get your paycheque. Just make sure you enter your bank info properly, and call us if you have any doubts!
Cheque for the next couple weeks, then I go on company payroll.
I get a raise too.
🙂
Tommy… PK… please for the love of all that’s holy… Get a room already!!!!!!!!!
Just for fun:
A cake! Enjoy.
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2012/1/5/th…
Concerta! Try it – you’ll relax…!
GMTA, Rosie!
I was thinking of suggesting they give each other the pity fuck they each desperately need, but I didn’t want to seem either crass or living vicariously. Seeings as you picked up your fork first, though, madam, I’m well in!
Better make it Tommy’s though…might be too c. difficile chez PK still…
oh man wp, i can’t stop laughing, looks like a marzipan pig
Thanks for the cake WheelieP. OMG that’s so sick that I love it.
The pork butt is troubling…
Wpaul
scuse me o.p., but i have to butt in for a minute. you are wrong about what you saiid. see how i did that, people.
lol Ok, I’ll admit, I shamelessly flirt with PK. It’s just jokes though, we both know she’s way out of my league 😛
Excuse me for havin a little fun you old tightwads!
On a serious note though.. I want some of that cake, it looks delicious.
no prisoners tommy
TJ “Ok, I’ll admit, I shamelessly flirt with PK. It’s just jokes though, we both know she’s way out of my league”
Well, of course she is, you dear boy. That’s the whole point! She could maybe teach you a thing or two….
Thanks for re-posting that classic bitch, OC. It’s gotta be right up there. I love the line “Fuck, where I come from …fucking marionettes would gang round from everywhere. ” Makes you wonder where this guy *did* come from—the island of misfit toys?
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Interupting cow.
Interupting cow w….
MOO!
My pleasure Xeno. My favourite line is where m.f.’s be whippin’ off their socks and drawin’ faces on ’em. Cracks me up every time…hehehe!
It’s true that people who constantly interrupt are the worst, but, OB, if this happens to you constantly, YOU become the common denominator in these situations. Are you one of those people who monologues instead of sharing a conversation?
Just a thought.
I could listen to ppl talk themselves senseless … seriously. It’s intriguing to listen to the mental process of others (except the dumb asses). I often wish animals could talk for I am curious about their thoughts on humanity.
OMG, OC! Imagine that said with the bass player’s voice from ‘that’s not funny that’s sick’ (Mr. Rogers #1)
‘specially when you be liftin’ pianos man, that be the worst…http://www.archive.org/details/national_lampoon_thats_not_funny_thats_sick
Yeah I hate that too. Some people do not understand the difference between dialogue and monlogue. Reminds of the Monty Python travel agent skit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz2LaJOVAiA
BTW, Mr. Jules, I believe your ectothermic stalker has a thing for you.
Shit, I forgot to make my coitus interruptus joke!!
I’d rather be flirted with shamelessly than be told the bus got stuck because I’m humongous. *coughcough* which is hilarious considering *coughcough*
Also: burn on the ‘pity fuck’!! That was cold, xeno!
‘Scue me, PK. I shoulda said “mercy hump.” much classier!
LOL, no, I mean, I can’t speak for Thomas, but I know from my end, a pity fuck/mercy hump is the last thing I require!
Mercy hump is just as if not less classy than pity fuck. TJ902 wants nothing to do with either and is only interested in brightening his fellow bitcher’s days, unless they happen to be fuckfaces, SETs, jerks, marks, tricks, trick ass marks, mark ass tricks, hoes, heffers, hee-haws and/or hootie hoos.
I just found this and I don’t know where it’s been the last 5 years or so, but I’m in disbelief.
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/chap…
Well, now, PK, not to put too fine a point on it, but you have sounded a bit tetchy lately…
just sayin’
http://funnytshirts.savatoons.com/images/l…
*hootie hoos* that’s a new one. poor dave, i hope he’s otay
Zilla’s gonna be really sorry to hear you’re not interested in picking up offa LTWWB, Thomas.
I think he’s got a lil crush on ya 😉
lol! I didn’t say I wasn’t interested in picking up! Just not if it’s a pity/mercy pickup!
wait… YOU’RE ZILLA AREN’T YOU PK!! DON’T LIE!
OH YOU CAUGHT ME.
HAHA
No, Thomas, I am not ‘zilla. Sorry to disappoint. 🙁
And who wants a mercy/pity fuck EVER? I mean really now!
I like how PK is attempting to counter troll me by saying I have a crush on tommy. Feel free to post your picture PK and I’ll start making fun of you instead of him. It doesn’t really matter to me….I’m just here to annoy the regulars while making people laugh. A win win for everyone.
Sorry for the vernacular-didn’t mean to insult-maybe just poke a little. ‘Mercy hump’ and ‘Pity fuck’ are what two good friends tell themselves after they’ve thrown the other a bone. If they’re really good friends, they’ll tell each other as well…with a saucy grin…
Zilla — I wasn’t the one to suggest that you have a thing for Thomas! In fact, it was another bitcher who suggested you were stalking. At least I put a nice spin on it.
I, for one, think your photos of Thomas in various situations are rather hilarious. Especially the one where he’s ‘helping himself.’
That cracked me up.
I enjoyed your bitch too that you wrote. I say keep on keepin’ on, but don’t expect to not be made sport of just a lil bit.
haha okay PK. I meant nothing by it. I was just pointing out that my choice of poking fun at tommy was only due to him having his picture on here.
Well keep on keepin’ on.
I mean, I enjoy Thomas (he is, after all, quite the hunk), but those photoshop photos are gems.
better than a *dry hump* xeno, sorry folks