Several people seem to love posting comments to bitches that make angry people even angrier. I realize that this is the nature of the beast with online forums, but come on…do you really have to exacerbate every fucking bitch that gets posted? Some of these comments are obviously just a means of stroking online egos.
I eagerly await your witty, well thought, smarter-than-thou retorts. —Bitch, please!
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
What would you like us to say?
what would you have me say? that you are a douchebag, a fool, a jerkoff, a wanker, a fucked up piece of shit, or how about just a fucking dummt? you can choose any you like, or be all, not that it matters to me.
Look at it as interactive dinner theatre.
And unlike Kafka’s Joseph K.
You are neither compelled to be here,
nor forced against your will, to stay.
morning #4 ivan
Morning Painey. RAWK! >: )
This is a bitch section…not advice column …. seriously what do people expect. Also a lot of people have absolutely no merit in their bitches…no one has “done them wrong”…they are just mad because things aren’t the way they want. There’s a lot of assholes in this world and most people never get the courage to tell them to stop being a selfish spoiled self absorbed piece of shit….we do! (On the other hand…there’s a lot of people who got dealt shitty cards in their lives and need someone to tell them that life’s going to be ok, that they ARE in the right, and that the person they are bitching about is the problem – and all of us bitchers do our best to tell them that).
We’ve not had a bitch complaining about bitches lately. Time was due.
Insert arrogant comment here. Insert grammar criticism here. Insert personal attack on OP here. Insert final dis here.
Hooray 🙂 Shiny, happy people bitching.
I just bet you’re jerkin ur gerkin to the replies posted here
I tend to think of this place as similar to MST3K, Ivan. 🙂
Good analogy Brendon. LOL
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Change “Russians” to whatever…terrorist, and this is still relevant, FUCKING SUCKS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dib2-HBsF08
It’s still a brilliant speech but the satire of 1976 has been far outstripped by every loathsome pop-cultural excrescence from Springer to Jackass to Octomom.
It’s a big reason why I like to lose myself in the comparative comfort of books about WWII. Sad Rawk. >: (
…and spout off here with my Bitchbuds – Happy Rawk. >: )
nice avatar hugo. here is my story of the day
http://www.thestar.com/living/article/8857…
Makes me angry when I see stuff like that pg.
sorry, it makes me more resolved. you probably won’t like this either. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED
http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/16747/FL/US…
I cried after reading about Ripley…my goodness.
damn, sorry rc, don’t read the other post…please
The one about the Grey-Hounds made national news a week or two ago.
Some people should not be allowed to have animals or children 🙁
Agreed! I read them both…but the happy ending made me cry for Ripley…the other one I read about before and I’m disgusted!
i got the news last friday…welcome to my other world. there are many folks in different groups around the globe who save lives. DISCLAIMER: i am not a member of peta (anymore)
Hey OP, my take on these twats is….
When you live in your parents basement surrounded by old news paper clippings, empty liqour bottles and tin cans what else do you have to do all day then post seemingly witty comments to peoples bitches. It’s the only interaction they get besides jerking off to internet porn!
ybm – I hope you can do better than that, boring 😉 Work on your irony kid.
Good on you for leaving peta, pg. 🙂
merci 195 i find a hands-on grass roots approach gets more things accomplished…as groucho would say “i don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. *snort*
Hugo has named me Sergeant-At_Arms of the Official Svetlana Gruebbersolvik Fan Brigade (Halifax Chapter). We’re having our annual membership drive. Care to join?
Welcome back Quizzical Corbie – Rawk, Rawk, Rawk.
the corbies of our little duchy were behaving right some strange on saturday. gruebbersolvik rawk?
http://dailyshite.com/2010/10/svetlana-gru…
ah yes i forgot thanks “other leisure activities guy” ♬
Thanks Brendon. >: )
I know what you mean Painey. On Thursday @ 4:00 when I was waiting for my bus up in DC there must have been 100 of them perching on the wires and foraging on the slopes of the hill. They were rawking up a storm. Tres Hitchcockian – even the transit driver commented.
on saturday they flew in from all directions and had a meeting on top of the eastlink building. it was like a meeting of all the heads of the families. i had visions of hookbeak as don corleone^^
Oh Man! Warehouse folks are certain my little choo choo has chugged right round the bend.
“Why is he sitting at his computer, laughing like a looney?”
>: )
Fellow eagle eyers take note: the updated eaglecam is now up and running:) Rawkin’ screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Libations and tributes to you, Oh Oceanbikechickpeamercury – Messenger of the Gods. >: ) Screeeeee, Indeed!
excellent, thanks oceanbikerbabe❤
Love eagle cam- damn work controls, won’t let me view while I’m here, they block me. Mean, mean creatures. oh well, I’ll check up on them when I’m home. 🙂
do you want me to come have a chat ralmn? i can bring my eye-pecking corbies
If you can send some to the IT guys in Toronto, it would me MUCH appreciated. Grrrr…. Technical difficulties here is making for a loooooong day.