You made my summer hell. Every moment I spent with you I felt sick and embarrassed. All I wanted was friendship, but your c-chasing got in the way.
Your red silk shirt made some beautiful pillowcases. By the way I know it was your fault I lost my job. And also, I did steal your hat, it looks better on me anyway. —Cake
This article appears in Nov 7-13, 2013.
Misspent energy. Stealin’ hats, writing bitches, sewing pillowcases. If you got your ass to work instead of staying home to toss around with a tosser, you’d still have a job. Who fucks men in red silk shirts anyway?
Op, the 70s disco era called, they want their red silk shirt back.
There was more than one moment spent with this loser? You deserve what you got. The red silk shirt would have been the deal breaker. Stop eating so much cake and perhaps another guy will chase your c.
Sounds like he takes the cake!!
I guess you taught him that you can’t have your cake and eat it too!!
Sounds like that hat is the icing on the cake!!
(I kill me)
Which is why schools shouldn’t have summer vacations. So OB Grade 7 or 8?
But the $64,000 question is, how did he make you lose your job at Rotten Tonnie’s or Timmies?
What you didn’t know is that it was just the top half of his silk pajamas…
Super classy.
By the name of the title….i think he had a problem with E.D.
LOL I wrote this.
@no-fool I DIDN’T fuck him, read the post again, bitch. He was disgusting, I would not have touched him if I were on crack in a drunken stupor.
@koda no woman wants that, idiot.
@bro-tim it was a construction job his brother got for him. I was “let go” cause I made him look like weak, whinging pussy.
Point is the guy is a false, ignorant freak. I can’t wait til he reads this.
Why would you spend an entire summer with someone who makes you feel like shit? I mean.. isn’t one day enough?
It was your choice, after all. Unless a gun was held to your head. WAS a gun held to your head op? I’ll rethink my position on your personal responsibilities if one was. Otherwise, you kept going back to a bad relationship because you CHOSE TO.
Hopefully you learned SOMETHING..
I spent the first half the summer trying to be JUST friends, JUST FRIENDS!! He spent the last half harassing me. No smartass, there wasn’t a gun to my head, and there was no “relationship”. I tried to get to know him as a person, I figured he’d get the point that I was NOT interested in him as a partner. I tried to give dork a chance, He failed and resorted to lectures (about being “cold” and “unresponsive” because he would not get his greasy mitts off of me) more harassment and making sure I lost my job, hence the post.
Thanks.
op, apart from any lessons learned on the job, learn to write clearly. these people did not jump to conclusions, your post dragged them there. you had his shirt and were able to get his hat. you objected to his ‘c-chasing’ which is written as if he were cheating on you. this reads like an ex-lover’s lament, not a co-worker’s complaint.
if/when ‘he’ reads this it will give him ammunition to his bragging rights that he nailed you.
people who say that sentence structure, grammar, spelling don’t matter anymore please look at this schmozzle and see why it does.
God, it’s even worse than Junior High. You spent over half a summer trying to be just friends? After a few meetings, you’d think you’d get the picture.
oh brilliant. correct my grammar if it makes you feel superior. That’s cool, I’m doing it for charity obviously. Read the second line in the original post “All I wanted was friendship, but your c-chasing got in the way.” who’s *C* do you think I was referring to? How does it seem like a “lover’s lament” if the statement “all I wanted was friendship…” made it pretty clear we weren’t lovers. Read a book now and then, it’ll help with your reading comprehension-or lack thereof.
Thanks
Hey Bro? He completely misrepresented his intentions in the beginning, his agenda only came to light later.
People are false sometimes.
no, I was trying to be kind. just because something is in your head doesn’t mean other people can intuit it from your scrambled up post. this is the purpose of language. to let other people know what is in your head. clearly and concisely. here you go. gratis. what you claim you meant by the post.
you made my summer hell. every moment I spent working with you I felt sick and embarrassed.
(this really is confusing, why on earth would someone be embarrassed by a co-worker in construction? I could see if you were a figure skating team)
all I wanted was to stay at friend status, but you kept sniffing around my cunt. I took your favourite red silk shirt from the locker room and made it into pillowcases
(lord girl I hope you washed it first, do you really want to lay your head on his scent??) (and I really cannot see how embracing his clothing, such an intimate item, demonstrates your aloofness from this fellow, but what the hell)
and I know you made me lose my job just because you were mad I wouldn’t go out with you. and I also stole your hat and I wear it because it looks good on me.
(omg….are you actually wearing his sweaty hat band next to your skin??? I give up, you were crazy about this dude and he rejected you. have a great time humping his shirt pill while you breathe in his head sweat)
Did this c-chasing make him ineffectual or infected?
Men…stay away from c-chasing, what ever the hell that is.
What’s the deal with the red silk shirt DickKicker? Surely not a part of construction apparel. The hat was a hard hat I imagine but the shirt…
Wow… every time it speaks, it sounds really unintelligent. I say it because I don’t have a clue what you are supposed to be.You made me feel so good just now, reading your failings and pathetic attempts at wit and intelligence. Thanks! 🙂
It’s trying to sound all smart and stuff, Lassy — who even uses terms like ‘ineffectual’ and ‘false’ to describe another human being in this context?
And newsflash, OB: most mature adults don’t hang around people who creep them out (friendship or otherwise) unless they either like feeling superior, like the attention they get from being ‘c chased,’ or like playing the victim.
You sound like you’re in desperate need of some maturity and you my want to consider procuring a life.
Lotsa people worked up over this one *snicker
Actually re-writing it for me.
You guys are awesome. Thanks for a good laugh 🙂
WEARING HIS UNDERWEAR?
Are you wearing his underwear in addition to his hat? Have you made his red shirt into an item of intimate apparel? Do you find that it catches up in your magnificent labia? Have you sewn in an insert? Can you describe how it feels?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Really dickkicker? Sounds like you just liked the attention. Sorry but your excuses are flimsy as shit. If someone makes you uncomfortable, you get away from them. Grow up. Who you decide to let into your space is YOUR CHOICE unless you’re being attacked. So again, unless the person was physically not allowing you to leave THIS IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
YOU made this choice. Stop blaming everyone around you for your choices. That shit doesn’t fly.
Might as well pile on if everyone else is going to…
GET A JOB, YA LAZY BUMM
😛
Most people are being to hard on this person.. you don’t know the situation.. sometimes we get sucked into things and sometimes we just can’t control other people and make them leave us alone.. The goes for both male and female..
That must have been one big ass shirt or some small ass pillows.