Hey, smartphone thief who failed to turn in the phone you found on Saturday at Strawberry Hill, good luck using it with no airtime, it’s not like I had just saved for 6 months to be able to load it with minutes this week so I could communicate again, or something; I’ll just take the few $$ saved and buy a new phone that costs 3x those $$ (not). Hoping you get burgled soon, just for karma’s sake. —I’m broke too but I pay for my stuff, asshat
This article appears in Sep 3-9, 2015.
Or is it still out there, waiting for you?
News flash, Karma doesn’t give a shit for you. As for the dumbphone, the thief, if there was one and you didn’t forget it, will get a few bucks for it.
i am going to file this case under Finders Keepers.
Haha, ‘not’. You got me!
Low men in yellow coats I guess.