We met at the cabaret, where I drank too much, too fast, and unfortunately led to me falling asleep quickly and waking up feeling pretty ill. I wasn’t sure if I should make this a love or a bitch, because you said you wanted to stay in contact and then changed your mind and didn’t respond to me. I decided to make it a love because all in all, I had a great time and it really gave me hope that I will find someone who can tolerate me and I can do the same in return. I wish you the best in adventures in Montreal, and I am sorry for being such a bitch to your best friend. He really isn’t that bad. —99% Love
This article appears in Jun 13-19, 2013.
honestly i can’t believe you’d ever make this a bitch. You were totally distasteful, obnoxious and gross. You admit it yourself.
From the sounds of things though, you’ve got no hard feelings which means at least you have a modicum of class. Good job. Channel that shit more often.