Will the damn buses please come back so I can go buy new tights and underwear… too far to walk to the mall. —Captain Underpants
This article appears in Mar 1-7, 2012.
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Maybe those tights are going to waste on a lard arse …. more attractive on a person who walks to the mall and elsewhere …… check out the European and Aussie shops online ….. hawt!
they aren’t that old…. just turn them inside out for multiple uses..
The walk will feel a lot longer in dirty drawers, OP, bite the bullet now!
go skivvyless, you wil have greater freedom of the balls, or whatever.
Wash em. or sell the dirty ones on kijiji, then buy new from mail order…suisia
Buy them at the dollar store down the street. One size fits all. Enjoy the muffin top and wedgies. But you will make a huge profit when you resell them on kijij
holy shit…me too. All of my tights are ripped and I need new ones but I live too far away from the mall. That is weird.