To the apocalypticly stoned girl working the drive through:
I just wanted to thank you for not screwing up the order, especially when I asked for iced tea with no ice and you exploded with laughter. I know it must have freaked you out to have a disembodied voice coming through your headset, and despite the giggling, you handled it admirably.
Thanks, as well, for starting to let the drugs get to you AFTER I’d ordered, resulting in mass confusion at the till and free food for me and my hungry friends at home.
Rock on, stoned girl (at least as long as I get free hamburgers)! —Extra Pickles
This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2010.


This is the best ‘love’ ever
E V E R
I have to know where this is….
please, enlighten us SOMEHOW!
I’ve been to subway before when buddy poured on the bacon like I’d bought the pig but this would surely top that
the subway shop on robie has perpetually stoned sammich artists
the one I was at was the lower water street one before it moved.
Was a while back though…
Robie it is.. I love catching the late shifters.
The only issue I’ve ever had with going to the 24 hour Subway one late at night is that by the time you get there, they have nothing to give you extra of. Haha.
Sammich……RAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Would this be at a certain McDs in Dartmouth on a Main drag by any chance?
HAH YES!
I completely agree with you and this being the best bitch ever zZz!
*love*
snicker… iced tea with no ice… heheh