Hey drive rushing home from work: If I’m biking in front of you down South, and a phone-shaped device falls out of my pocket, and I get off my bike and wave my arms and yell “STOP!” it doesn’t mean you should swerve arbitrarily and actually come closer to running my phone over. You’ll get home 3 seconds slower, and I’ll forever be thankful that my phone isn’t scattered plastic-and-metal bits all over the road. Thanks. —Phone Gods are Looking After this One
This article appears in May 2-8, 2013.


Or you could, you know, keep your phone somewhere it won’t fall out, thus preventing this type of incident from happening.
Also, you do realize cars can’t stop instantly, right?
Just thank Gaia the Earth Mother that he didn’t decide to go for full points.
Imagine stopping a car, or the world, for a fucking phone …. are you for real? Swerving to avoid any object could cause an accident …. be thankful the car did not hit you or another person.
OB…there’s this great new invention …called zippered pockets ! ! ! !
That’s RIGHT
YOU CAN PUT STUFF IN YOUR POCKET & THEN SECURELY CLOSE THE OPENING
(what won’t they think of next ?)
Also as an alternative , otter makes a case that is waterproof & capable of taking a couple thousand pound compression without failing …perfect for letting pnumatic tires run over it even in a couple of inches of rain/slush
So now you have other choices than just dropping it on the road & seeing what happens next !
This is a tough one. I do want to be on the cyclists side, but the phone seems to command my attention as I have one too. Now, it was ignorant for the driver to purposely swerve to run over it, but I do not blame you. I use my phone for cycling App’s but it has never fallen while in transit.
You cannot blame someone for dropping something. Be it change, keys or a cellphone. Accidents happen, you can still point and laugh, but accidents do happen. I remember one time I dropped a Large (the new large, not the old, so it’s slightly worse) Tim’s coffee on the sidewalk. I got laughed at, a comment of concern, and then someone even asked me for change. I listened to the Beatles when I got home and felt alot better about myself.
Are you saying that you use your phone while operating a motor vehicle, Kirk? I’m mostly saying this to be a dick but, you do see where I’m going with this, right?
As far as the bitch goes… It is your responsibility to ensure things are properly stored while in transit. If you wanna half-ass the most expensive piece of equipment in your backpack, expect to lose it/have it run over. Its called RESPONSIBILITY, and its yours, OB.
Well thank GOD it wasn’t your child, eh?
My GOD – your poor phone! You should teach it to stay in your pocket! Bad BAD phone!
Why phone? Didn’t you realize you could be scattered plastic-and-metal bits all over the road?! Then what?
My GOD! I thnk the next time you should put it in a place where it can’t jump out of your pocket… somewhere confined and safe…
Or maybe it wanted to be free of your control…?! Do you hit your phone when it does something you don’t like? Is that why it tried to get away?!?
Mr Harper, you have brought up a good point. Was the OB by any chance using the phone while in transit which caused it to fall while trying to re-insert into pocket?
I turn my Strava app on prior to movement Mr Harper, then turn it off at my destination. This Bitch has made me reconsider keeping it in my pocket at all, I will use my backpack this very afternoon.
I knew I liked this Bitch, lol.
Cyclists are NEVER in the wrong, same logic as Dexter is the best premier we’ve ever had
As a cyclist I tried to be on the OB’s side. It didn’t work. Now I’m on the phones side, it didn’t deserve to be dropped or almost run over.
Well if the person drives like most people, their eyes are further down the road to see what’s going on. Of course, depending on the speed of the car and the distance from you, I suppose rather than swerve to miss you, they could have gone straight, to avoid your phone and plow into you. Of course if the driver did that, you’d be bitching about the car hitting you. Your dropped phone is not my problem.
Well op, the rational people have it.
You didn’t think and now you’re blaming others for it. Why do you keep a phone in anything but a zippered pocket or your backpack? (if you’re using one) Why would you expect the city to stop on a dime because your retarded phone management caused it to fall?
Stupid should hurt op. You’re lucky it only hurt your phone. YOu can’t blame other people because you failed to think your commute through
Get some comprehension of the basic physics of brakes while you’re at it.
Now. What have we learned?
I’m sure the driver didn’t know what you were waving your arms about immediately. Probably thought something was directly in front of him/her and swerved by instinct. I would say it was not an attempt to crush your phone.