The guy driving the red late model Impreza around Highfield shouting incoherent insults towards innocent people walking on the sidewalk should be ashamed of himself. I was walking with my young daughter and she was extremely scared when you slowed down and started yelling at us. I hope your car gets crushed by a giant lizard you ignorant jerk. —Concerned Father
This article appears in Dec 1-7, 2011.
No lizards will be doing any crushing of anything on my watch. I didn’t come all the way here from Skull Island to watch some green scaly bastard with hot breath spread slanderous lies about people.
LOL – this is gettin’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
thomas? don’t you drive a red car?
Lol, crushed by a giant lizard. TJ, never give out personal info on the Internet…
“I live in Highfield and drive a red, late model Impreza hatchback, only one around like it.”
At least Gojira’s getting into the spirit of the season: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/1…
I’d be more concerned with getting shot…..after all, it’s Highfield.
Nice bitch, zilla.
Greetings Steven, Ivan, Tron, and Breadlady. Thomas is busy today but told me to tell you all that he’ll be missing you all today, but more important matters are at hand, like setting lizard traps and staking out territory. He wanted me to tell you to not believe everything you read today, and that a certain giant green bitch’s reign of snarky trolling will soon come to an end. I’m just here to make sure no one gets out of line, especially no one who happens to be green and scaly.
Nice to make your acquaintances. Don’t let that bastard shape your opinion of all giant beasts, we’re not all dicks like him.
ALso: zilla = regular trollin’
Bets on who’s doin’ it:
GO.
I <3 you, Tommy!
lol ‘kingkong902’
At this rate, it’s only a matter of time until Space Battleship Yamato puts in an appearance:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xGv6vaj378o/TWeY…
I get to be Captain:
http://opionator.files.wordpress.com/2011/…
Who could have wrote this bitch????
lol @ kingkong902 for trying to counter troll but failing. Nice attempt though…completely original 😀
Tommy and I went for a walk earlier today…..great guy….we got a vintage style picture taken together as well :
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7879/godz…
Why Thomas! You have a very lovely girlish figure!
My aim is not to troll, it is to make you my little lizard bitch and use your fiery breath to light my smoke stack sized blunt until I grow bored and kill you and eat you.
Lizards could NEVER fuck with primates, and will never. You’re dead zilla, make sure your will is in order, oh that’s right you have no family or friends because your huge, scaly, ugly and have the nastiest breath of all time, and that’s coming from a giant ape.
Enjoy your pitiful angry existence while you still can greenback.. enjoy it.
a late model imprezia, hmmm. anyone know anyone who drives a red car? tommy, was that you bud, if so, then you must have been pissed by something real much. but i know of 3 others that have them too. and one travels over that way a lot. oh well, we all have our off days.
o.p., did you get a plate number to give to cops?
kingkong902….u mad bra? come at me. Internet tough ape acting big and feeding me dat delicious rage and dem sweet sweet tears….mmmmm I was so hungry yum yum in the bum bum.
You just wait you so called “giant” lizard, giant douche more like.. I’m comin for ya. I have to go eat some lunch now, but don’t worry, I’m keeping room in there for lizard steak, lizard patee and lizard stew..
Tommy knows Kingkong much better than I expected…
http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9392/ko…
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comm…
“you mad Bra?” Who invited Dog to this discussion?
That’s right greenbitch, Tommy and I do know each other very well, he called me on my banana phone to let me know you were trolling in the depths of LTWWB. He knows you’ve been hiding from me for decades but now I finally find you.. you better crawl back under that bridge you emerged from or me and you are going toe to toe.. or toe to claw I guess in this case. Also, if modbird doesn’t publish my bitch that I submitted last night, I won’t take any precautions not to stomp The Coast building when we finally meet in combat.
Remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw0CpQ4riEo…
That was nothing. I will make that look like a therapeutic massage. You’ll be begging to see Chappelle again by the time I’m done with you. I wonder if people will look at me funny when I’m walking around with your scaly skin as a coat, I’m not used to this cold Nova Scotia climate.
Alright, ‘zilla. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
calm down missy, let it play out…it’s getting to your destination, not being there, that’s the fun
YESSSS!
Oh this is too good. Especially like the candids from their walk.
Awww shucks.
Wait KingKong is TJ?
✔
… and 902 is the area code.
I just clued in PG … would you believe that …
Too occupied with other shit I guess …
Ah Donk, Tommy warned me about you.. at one time he suspected you might be cahoots with the mighty trollizard Godzilla, but he assures me that this is not the case..
Tommy sends his regards.. I think he might have a “cyber crush” on you.. whatever that is.
Don’t worry OP, Sounds like buddy is liable to either have his face punched in or car keyed( or stolen!) Did you get the plates? If so report that bastard who feels so tough yelling from his car and see just how badass he is when he has to walk through highfield past all the people he yelled and screamed at.
Ps- nice touch on the giant lizard:) That would be awesome!!
Ah KK I see … Tell him I send my regards as well …
wow Tommy, its sounds like yelling at bridge attendants isn’t working for you anymore, now you have moved onto random drive by yellings. WTF, man?
If it wasn’t Tommy then where is he? He’s locked up, for Hooliganism thats where. I have a friend who works over at the Penitentary and he said they booked a guy called Tom over night.
lol nope, I’m here, not incarcerated. I guess it was some other Tom.
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image…
Tommy is here
wanna fight about it?
I took a break to do some tough guy things like drink beer and fight knuckle heads.
wanna fight about it?
Today is the day that I put a stop to hfxgodzilla and all of his/her witty comments that fully impress me.
wanna fight about it?
wanna fight about it?
I gassed up the red late model impreza and have been driving around the city looking for that lizard punk.
wanna fight about it?
I’m out of here ya wimps. Be back soon with lizard skin boots and the fresh blood of a lizard on my hands.
Gone to fight about it.