A haiku uses just a few words to capture a moment and create a picture in the reader’s mind. It is like a tiny window into a scene much larger than itself. Traditionally, haiku is written in three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven syllables in the second line, and five syllables in the third line.
Thanks for emailing.
Sorry for being a jerk.
Egolicious prick.
—I didn’t want to date you either.
This article appears in Nov 6-12, 2014.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Sorry, that was a koan.
(AVATAR #69): “R.C.A.F. KAYOES PROWLER)
When you send a pic
Make sure it is not of dick
And you will be fine
I will take all unwanted dick pics…
Haiku is interesting but I much prefer the rhythm of a little bit of good old iambic pentameter myself, such as:
“If music be the food of love play on” which is read as “if MU-sic BE the FOOD of LOVE play ON”
…. but I would doubt that they teach that sort of stuff nowadays.
You know you can’t hide
Our bitchers are like hornets
Their sting you will feel
three lines mean nothing
unseasoned, fall like old leaves
no page from haiku
how is one hand clapping a koan
communication and understanding are often misinterpreted
compatibility is a masterpiece
I much prefer the limerick… like this one Mr meaty 🙂
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who’s dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
With his dick by his chin
if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it
Justin, you blew our
charges of a coverup.
Men re-victimize. -Vegan Lesmeat, Parliament Hill.
“Thanks for emailing. Sorry for being a jerk. Egolicious prick. —I didn’t want to date you either.”
Another person who fucks up then blames someone else.
Not unlike Jian who became sexually violent with people of both sexes then deflected blame onto his victims….Typical abuser/psychopath.