You are an idiot. I don’t know what the thought process was going on through the office manager’s head when he decided to hire you. You ask me the same questions over and over again. Five times, you asked me how to do our bank recs in the past two months! The sixth time, I snapped and stated I’ve told you many times how to do it! You get all defensive and told me not to get my panties in a knot. A few weeks ago, we hired this new girl. For some reason, she seemed to avoid me like a plague and even seemed scared of me, while being friendly with everyone else. I had no idea why until I found out you gave her an earful of what a “sociopathic bitch” I was and that she should never ask me for help because I’ll fly off the handle on her! I’ve only flown off the handle on one co-worker ever, YOU! I actually really like people and am always willing to help, it’s just that even some of us people-persons’ patience wears thin when we have to work with incompetent morons such as yourself! —Actually a nice person
This article appears in Dec 18-24, 2014.


AN EXCELLENT BITCH!
Yes, this is an excellent bitch. It’s about time we stopped putting up with all the incompetent morons.
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You flew off the handle when you could have easily made notes for this newbie to help with this task. That’s what I did for any newbie I trained. But, nooooooooo, you had to ‘get your panties in a twist’ and explode at this poor hapless individual. That kind of shit will take much time to undo, if it can be ever undone. You only have yourself to blame so expect a lot of stink-eye in future. If I had been your boss, you would have been called to account for your temper tantrum.
Valid bitch. You can only take so much of it! I see this all the time at work, and at other places.
I swear people are devolving now. God help us.
Flying off the handle at work is unprofessional in any circumstance. Your best bet was to help the poor schlep one more time and then go to his supervisor/your supervisor and tell them what’s up and let them handle it.
Exactly, Kitster. Very unprofessional behaviour on OB’s part.
op, if you had documented the steps you gave your nemesis about bank recs you would have a nice paper trail by now.
what colour were those twisted panties?
Leopard skin.
Once, in Amsterdam, I found a pair of leopard print panties under the mattress in my hotel room…