Why don’t you admit that your mad that you’re not getting laid? You are a crappy roommate and you treat me like shit. And you seem to be more of an asshole right after you hear me have sex. The other day, I was laying in bed with my hunny after we just finished banging and you banged at my door yelling at me to do the dishes! You didn’t seem to have an issue with the dishes being in the sink before me and the woman hit the bed. It’s not my problem that I’m gettin’ mad pussy while you lay in your bed every night wankin’ your weenie. God we been living together since december and not once did I see you bring a girl home. Dude, go join plenty of fish, then you won’t be so frustrated anymore lol. -Loves Sex
This article appears in May 22-28, 2014.
When did landlords start renting to 15 year olds?
Not sure if I would want to be around a mad pussy.
Yet another ‘Animal House’ type bitch. Hmmmm, and getting mad pussy are you? Maybe ‘rabid’ too. Better see your GP from time to time, bud.
Personally I’d keep you as far from the eating irons as possible, but I’m thinking your roomie knows it’s the only way of getting you to wash your wank hand, right Mr. I’m GettinSome?
He’s probably just tired of of all the sticky door knobs with all that mad pussy runnin around.
Or this is complete shit and you just got mad at your roomie for wanting you to do the dishes and this was the only place you were man enough to say anything about it.
Maybe he’s sick and tired of hearing you huff and puff like an asthmatic rhino while you ‘bang’ your woman. Charming.
Just do the fucking dishes! It’s your turn jackass!
I think we’ve found the exiled Hawaiian Royal Family – King Kamanawanaleia and the two heirs, Princes Lakanooki and Wankee-Ina-Hankee
This reads like the prequel to Three’s Company where Jack Tripper has finally had enough of Larry Dallas and moves in with a ‘blonde bomshell’ and a sensible brunette.
are you sure its not his pussy ur getting hahaha because how you know what he is doing in the next bedroom unless ur there or spying on him smh
OP should probably ease up on the #SethRoganGetsMoreKlungeThanU cracks. These things have a bad habit of coming back and biting you on the ass.
Maybe your roomie be smellin’ sex and candy up in the hallway lingerin out from your bedroom or he be sick of hearin your moan like a lil’ bitch. Wash your crusty dishes and ass, punk!