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Excuse me? Did you just tell me “You have a nice personality, too bad that you can’t do something about that ass?” Am I supposed to thank you or cuss at you? Maybe next time, I’ll do both by saying “Thank you. You have a nice ass. Too bad that you can’t do something about your personality.” —My Ass is Just an Ass, You Ass
This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2016.


I’d skip the compliment part.
A possible come back may have been – “Well, Toots, it was designed for sitting and shitting and it works for those. It was not made for your approval or titillation. Now butt out of my butt, and go find yourself a personality.”
Nice legs, shame about her face..The Monks