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You are the only neighbors that have a problem with me and my partner. Sometimes I wonder what makes you so miserable. I think I can count on one hand the encounters we have had where you said something positive. Almost every time we have talked you complained about something or someone. You have been a bitch and a bully to me and act like a self righteous bitch. You have my number, email, and yet when you have a problem with noise your result to slamming doors repeatedly like a five year old child having a tantrum. I know that our noise has been bothering you but I do not respond to that childish bullshit. Especially when from day one you have had all our contact information and the lines of communication where open to talk if anything was bothering either of us. All I have to say now is grow the fuck up! Maybe get a job or volunteer somewhere instead of sitting inside the apartment all day thinking we are intentionally making noise to piss you off. why don’t we just be really honest about this situation, you hate your life because you live with your mom in a tiny two bedroom and you have some sort of fucked uo crush on my fiancé, since you kept saying he is prefect and profusely thanking him for being quit while calling me a horrible person. Bitch please, you are so transparent it’s not funny. Even our landlord thinks you are annoying and negative, you complain about anything and everything and as far as I can tell have no life. My suggestion is you go out and get one so you can stop making mountains out of mole hills. —Bitch please
This article appears in May 26 – Jun 1, 2016.
I loved Stampy! Wonder if he ended up in the glue factory…?
To be fair, have you ever tried making a mountain out of a mole hill? That shit would be quite impressive and terrifying. I would respect the creator and lord of the mole people if you have any sense at all.
OB, why would it take an email or a conversation from her to curb your noisy ways? you should be respectful at all times of your neighbours(which im sure is part of your agreement to live there in the first place?) Sometimes change happens by taking the initiative, being a better person. Instead, you act like a child in return and look where its gotten you.
I had neighbors like that, and with me as well they were a mother daughter duo. They were complainers as well and we were supposed to levitate in our apartment and not touch the floor. I was always telling my daughter to be careful to not stomp while walking around the apartment as she was heavy footed. I always taught her to respect others and their homes etc. One day I was in my bed (on a Saturday morning at 9.00 am) listening to music on my walkman (it was a few years ago), and I was just tapping my thighs as I was sitting in bed to the music. Next thing I know the daughter who’s bedroom was beneath mine starts slamming her nightable drawer over and over again because my thigh tapping was too much for her. So it was now around 9:15 am and so I decide it’s time to start vaccuming. I drag the canister electrolux out of the closet and commence vaccuming my hardwood bedroom floors. I bang the apparatus around for a few minutes and then I decide I will let it vaccum by itself for awhile. Ahhhhh! Now that’s what I call satisfaction. Maybe it’s the same two bitches that lived below me in the 90’s? Go ahead and take your frustrations out and loudly clean your house, feels great and your house is clean afterward.