I want you to know how much I resent this. Your lack of boundaries was the very start of our relationship. Yesterday morning I had the delightful problem of cookies or ice cream and now nothing. I can’t stand the fact that I have to be the one to end this. I was lonely and longing for something that wasn’t and isn’t there. So fuck you. —Overused
This article appears in Feb 17-23, 2011.
Ouch.
Why not have both — cookies WITH ice cream.
There, at least ONE of your problems solved 🙂
cake, cookies, and eat it too?
You’re dumping someone because they ate your Häagen-Dazs?
I think it’s an analogy, hugo.
At least it is in my warped mind :|
He only wanted her for her cookie?
Did he at any point say you were in a committed relationship? Did you have sex within the first few weeks? Did you tell him you were lonely and longing for something? Seriously OP…don’t hate the player…hate the game! …the game that you obviously never enforced any rules or regulations before starting!
if its my girlfriend writing this, i’m sorry and i’ll fill the fridge up by the time you get home from work, i also ate the last of your skittles, sorry.
I told you Cookie Monster wouldn’t be a good roommate. But did you listen? Noooooo. LOL. Another reason not to have roomies.
C is for crack and thats good enough for me.
Speaking of funny sesame street rip offs anyone know where i can find a video of avenue q?
Even Venn understood boundaries…
http://www.make-my-christian-life-work.com…
you should have been tipped off from the start….
http://rlv.zcache.com/no_boundaries_tshirt…
is the cookies and ice cream symbollic or someun cause idk what you speak 🙂
hey o.p., if you are a female, how about i bring over about a gallon of ice cream, and we go crazy.
LS, that won’t work, they want it all for themself.
she can have the ice cream, as long as i get the pie. heh, heh.
Fat people get so worked up when someone eats their food.
it’s so sad when you spend all day dreamin bout something you left to eat later only to get hom and it’s gone. that feeling makes you murderous
Gay men get so worked up when straight men turn them down.
boom, roasted