Ok so me and 3 friends were walking down Southpark St last Thursday in the direction of SGR when this mother come along with her two-seat stroller and decides to hit a bump in the sidewalk… no big deal if YOUR CHILD IS BUCKLED INTO THE SEAT!
The baby come flying out and smashes his face on the pavement. How hard you ask? well I didn’t even see the kid fall out, my friends did, I heard the sound of the skull cracking on the pavement and it sounded disgusting!
This was horrible, lets be honest if you cannot even buckle your child up next time remember to tell your man to wrap it up. —The guy who didn’t want to see baby brains on the side walk… gross
This article appears in Jul 1-7, 2010.
did you offer any assistance to the wee bairn?
mmmmmm burnt, BBQ baby brains bought and basted with butter to brilliance.
Sounds like a complete accident. And those things happen.
If YOU can’t spell properly then don’t write anything.
i’m making baby back ribs on the morrow…the bear and the boy are drooling as we speak
Sounds luverly. I got a pair of pork tenderloins marinating in Korean BBQ sauce. Grilled and served with rotekraut and dirty rice. Washed down with Lazy Bastard Sangria. Happy multi-culti Canada Day from the balcony of Ivan’s dacha. Hey Anarchists – don’t bother trying to crash this party – Dawn of the Dead(orig.) is one of my faves and I learned a few things. Rawk!
frig that… I’m all about arby’s tonight!
I don’t eat out often… but when I do, I do it right!
we have an arby’s here? don’t do it zZz. a toast to you and your loverly bride colonel sir…we might even shut the shop early, so we can go and make very merry. love that movie as well. might watch blazing saddles later on. freedom rawk
why no arby’s???? there’s two around….
unless I can steal some of that tenderloin… but I think I’d have a fight on my hands and I’m a lover, not a fighter.
no wise cracks…
DotD is pretty wicked… surprised he’s still pumping them out though.
I’m in the mood for something lighter….I think I’ll watch Batman.
Can’t get enough of Adam West breaking out that anti-shark, bat repellent and Robin slagging off all the ‘filthy drinkers’….
Mucho Spassibos Painuchka and best wishes for a Rawkin’ July 1st to you and yours. Treat yourself to something nice tomorrow Z-man, even if you have to be at work.(Especially if you have to be at work). Have a 3 beer breakfast, smoke some candy flavored ceegars, draw pornographic caricatures of political figures.
The Penguin’s U-Boat was freakin’ cool! I’m sorry they never made a model of it.
What about the environmentally-friendly arsepicks who drag those kid killers on the back of their bikes – you’d think they’d notice that the height of those fuckers is pretty much the same as an average car’s tailpipe. Go fucking figure.
well it’ll be business as usual so I don’t know about all that…
maybe after work, I’ll see what trouble I can get into.
IF they forget to ‘wrap it’.
THere’s always the abortion option…just sayin’
seats belts save lives o.p., but condoms help prevent them. maybe she should have opted for that last.
Wow, a little harsh, OP. Although I know what that sound is like (I once witnessed a man take a running kick at another man’s skull- and I’ll never forget the sound for as long as I live) so I can understand your sentiment. It’s awful she forgot to belt her baby into the stroller and so he fell out, but like someone mentioned above, accidents DO happen…to good people..and good mothers- too!! Don’t forget it.
hay zZz — where’s the second arby’s: I know there’s one in bedford, but where’s the other one?
woodside… like a block from the ferry terminal. Going to head out on a little mini-adventure some time over there.
Glad I had leftovers from last night so I actually have lunch … since no-one is bothering to open today.
Arby’s…GROSS!!!!!!!!
well I admit it didn’t quite do my system any favors…
it was tasty though. It’s no tuna and cheese omelet… but it was good.
🙂
the french dip arbys is the best thing to hit nova scotia since ellen page! nay sayers can try eating their salad with my curly fries shoved up their snouts.
Can’t wait til Popeye’s Chicken gets here.
Hay zZz: wanna go to Arby’s sometime? *wink*
hahahaha
My lunch was a Canada Day cake (chocolate). It was nice and moist but too much icing cream on top.
Never mind a date Pretty Kitty, we should have a The Coast Bitcher get-together, no sharp objects allowed.
There’s an Arby’s near Woodside? I’d go. When I get back I can tell people that I just ate at an Arby’s in New Jersey.
If the Arby’s around here have good milkshake I am going.
NTH – Sonovabitchova swears by the chocolate shakes @ that drive-in out in Bedford that sells burgers made of chicken. From one kitty lover to another. >: )
Do you have the name of the burger place or are you talking about Arby’s still Ivan?
By the way, my cats LOVE ice cream. They would be dreamy-eyed if I came home with a chocolate milk shake. 🙂
Ugh… The fake cheese sauce at Arby’s. Awful, awful stuff. But, they do have the curly fries.
NTH— Many have tried, many have failed. I think getting all of us together without coming to blows is like having a Palestinian and an Israeli talking about Jerusalem without coming to blows.
Gotta respect the confidentiality cuz we don’t want to get Maude in trouble NTH but it’s the Bedford diner that has both chicken and burger in it’s name. Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink.
Ah! Thanks Ivan. I don’t usually drive that way, but I have a 3-day weekend so I might head out to check it out! MMMMMMMM milk shakes.
Thanks for the cock block there, NTH 😛
*doh*
What did I do?! >.<
haha nothing, NTH — I’m just playin’
You should really check out that chicken place in bedford though. Get a “chicken burger” with mayo and onions and ketchup. MMM.
I’ll have to skip the onions unless they are fried, because I get sick otherwise. But definitely, a good milk shake requires a good burger on the side, yes yes.
they have great burgers there too! And good fish and chips — three good sized pieces and fries for 7 something!
And I believe the onions are fried. They’re opening a location on Queen street just beside SGR so you won’t have to go to bedford! 🙂
fever… if you only knew…. we may just get something in the works…
other than that it’s just been a few of us over at my place or angels place grilling and chilling.
kitty… can we walk our cats there too?
may as well make a nice spectacle out of it. 🙂
and woodside:
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=hailfa…
well that link sucked… 388 pleasant
Is there anything else TO talk about, zZz? 😛
there’s lotsa rib talk on the love^^
ivan must be passed out already… usually he’s yammering on here more than I.
he has a bad case of the phlegm/snot and on his vacation…sorry colonel
oh yes, his war on sinus… forgot about that. surely he’s high on meds by now… mispronouncing words and hacking a lung.
get well comrad
well, either/or i miss his diatribes/pearls of wisdom^^^
You are both wrong Tovartschki. I have only just now returned from expedition to my old grounds of stomping in the South End of Peninsula Halifax where my beloved Sonovabitchova and I have devoured the ribs of baby back with plentiful side accessories and firkins of dark porter.
I decided that if I spent another day in bed then the terrorists really would have won. Also, despite feeling like a regulation footy ball had been lodged in my sinuses, we got in some swimming in the lake the last couple of days (Dartmouth water – cure for common cold – who knew?) So if next weeks “Sustainable Community headline reads “Conservation Works – Sexually Mature Male Walrus Sighted In Banook” you , my bitch buddies will know the truth >; )
swimming…oooh, that is the bestest cure for many things. i still have a rack and a half of the succulent ribs for the boyos at the shop…best headline ever. merci to the admiral and my bff. content rawk
We read your recipe in the Love and it got us salivating. Had to try that new BBQ joint, the one that isn’t named after Picard’s playful nemesis. . Sounds like L’ours et le fils got in some good eatin’ and good on yer fer feeding the lads. Methinks your horror stories about your boss are greatly exaggerated. Rawk Rawk.
good one, the guy who played q was on another world…i know this because i’m old. damn you useless information…i am not an evil boss lady, or so i’ve been told^^^
No such thing as useless information. Between us all this community is the equivalent of getting a really good general arts degree from a really mediocre community college. Read and learn my evil minions, Read and Learn!
Everyone knows babies bounce.