Why do people feel the need to spray paint their “tag” on every surface that paint will stick to? It’s one thing to be artistic and graffiti something with a crazy picture or riddle or something that’s INTERESTING in some way, but why spray paint something completely retarded like “screw you bitches!” or just a collection of letters forming a tag that makes you look like you’re a 4 year old with down syndrome and turrets mixed together??? Poor graffiti tagging makes actual graffiti artists look bad, and it makes the city look bad too. Learn how to be creative, or stick to tagging your own stuff. —Tired of retards with paint cans trying to look cool
This article appears in May 6-12, 2010.


just a bunch of little fucking assholes.
I wouldn’t want to mess with a guy with turrets… He would fuck you up.
Tourette’s, on the other hand, well, that’s just not funny.
The minute you decide that some graffiti is “good” you’ve just lost the war. I don’t care if you’re the aerosol reincarnation of Rembrandt or can paint giant Heavy Metal naked warrior maidens, if you are spray painting property that doesn’t belong to you, or that you have no specific permission to decorate, you are a fucking vandal, no more – no less. You are on the same evolutionary level as the spacktards who smash the glass out of bus shelters. And Joe Jerkoff the taxpayer, that’s me, gets to foot the bill.
I’d love to catch them and spray paint them. Eyelids included!