Complaint: “My drinks are too liquidy!” That’s why they’re called “DRINKS” you imbecile… —Facepalming
This article appears in Aug 28 – Sep 3, 2014.
If only there was a dumb customer olympics
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Dat’s perfect enrish to me. Put some more liquor in dere and not so much mix next time. Make it a double!
Ahhhh retail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kz7_g5cU6…
Don’t miss it.
slushy drink?
Simple! Vodka. Fill glass with ice. And 3 lemon wedges, squeezed. Not watery. Delicious.
I think ISIS might also have an action plan for this as well.
CHOP UP SOME ICE, AND DUMP IN DRINKS. PROBLEM SOLVE. OR TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF.
Fuck that! It drives me crazy when I want a slushie and all you get is a watery ass crappy mixture. Then most of those ghetto places don’t even use the right amount of mix or sugar because they’re cheap fucks. Then what really pisses me off the most is if they have a Slush Puppie sign but are using cheap ass ghetto generic pre-mix, again with not enough sugar.
This is really starting to remind me about the Kool-aid situation.
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MontrealMan (09/04, 9.11am)
I am to believe that ISIS doesn’t care for philosophy….Can you share some insight into their ideology?
^^^Uh oh…^^^
If only 7-11 would come to the Maritimes. Life would be perfect.
7-11 was here and gone.
Yours truly
…Talk about a first world problem.
http://rehydrate.org/images/symptons.gif
^^ I would certainly hope a Canadian is having first world problems.
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: Klyde (09/04, 9:55AM)
Well, of course Klyde, I think you’re absolutely right in respect to ISS’s view of philosophy where that is to be understood as a rational exercise – the giving of reasons for one’s views. And you’re right again in referring to their position as one based on ideology, where that is to be understood as an irrational adherence to a set of incontrovertible set of unshakeable beliefs.
And therein lies the difficulty. How, if at all, is one to account for an adherence to an irrational, incontrovertible set of unshakeable beliefs by means of a rational exercise, by any appeal to reasons? There can be none.
The takeaway conclusion, of course, is that I can give no “insight” into their ideology since, by definition, “ideology” itselfg permits no such “insight”. In other words, “ideology” and “insight” are mutually incompatible concepts.
I hope this has been of some help.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
or m.m., in easier words,:they are nuts”.
IS RATIONALITY JUST ANOTHER IDEOLOGY?
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: Life Sucks ((7:50PM)
Yes, well that is certainly an understandable response but one mustn’t rush to judgement (if that word has application in the present case). The point is that, for rationalists like me and presumably you, it is inconceivable that rationality, that which is definitive of what it means to be human, has no purchase on minds consumed by ideology. But are we ourselves exempt from ideology? Put differently, is rationality itself little more than just another ideology? The ball is in your court.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
“FAUTE DE MIEUX”
Sucks, are you there Sucks? Sucks appears to have left the room. Anyone else?
“Faute de mieux” (that’s French for “Lacking anything better”) I can tackle it if you like.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Interesting thread…..and now I’m craving Bombay Sapphire with a little Vermouth–a not so “liquidy” (in the wrong way) drink, one that also solves the sweetness problem! Hope everyone is having a great Friday night–and that includes you, OP 🙂 Cheers!!
Calling Doctor Bombay, Calling Doctor Bombay. Emergency. Come right away.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ThUwsuWiaFE/TwdS…
Beautiful Ivan–looks like that piece of camping gear I’ve been missing! 🙂
Just looking out my bedroom window in time to see a special-ops team of 5 raccoons infiltrate the parking lot and assault the dumpster. The only thing I can compare it to, is the assault on Bin-Laden`s compound in Zero Dark-Thirty.
and all squealing like 10 year old girls at a Justin beener concert
OB …my beer is too cold & my chips were too crispy . And what really sucks is I’m making too much money , so I can appreciate where that person’s coming from ~;p