Why can’t guys realize that the shit they eat makes their junk smell like cheese? Didn’t your fathers teach you to watch your diet, wipe your dick after you pee and PROPERLY clean your plumbing?
If I see another fucking pee stain in my roomate’s tighty whiteys lying next to the washer, I’m going to hurl!
Fuck guys and their dirty dicks! Oh, I’m not a lesbian… but I might soon become one.
This article appears in Feb 21-27, 2008.
HAHAHAHAHAha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!Love it!
do us guys a favor and beome one pleeeeeeze….
do us guys a favor and beome one pleeeeeeze….
That is pretty sick, tell your roommate he is a fucking pig. Oh and to get rid of the tighty whiteys and get some grown-up underwear, those are for children who haven’t had their balls drop yet.
Only one shake of those wangs ladies. Anymore than that consitutes pleasure and we’re not in that business.-Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway Heartbreak Ridge, 1986
ummm this person needs life skills. if you can’t clean your plumbing after using it …don’t use it somewhere else especially in another human being. simple men clean your plumbing ladies clean your vaggie simple. No fishy smells, no cottage cheese!
Oh man, I was just eating a bowl of cereal as I was reading all the latest bitches. I think I’m done now, and it’s all dick cheese’s fault. Yeeach. I thought the rule of thumb was shake it thrice and you’re playing with it, Caliway?