To the dick bag behind me at the stop sign while waiting to turn onto dunbrack – I am so terribly sorry that you were in the rush you were and you had to throw up your hands and beep at me because I hesitated to turn left while cars were coming. I had my kids in the car, and some people don’t drive like fucking maniacs with their kids in the backseat. There would be a lot less accidents on the road if people like you didn’t have your licence. Suck it. Sincerely. —Someone who loves their kids too much.
This article appears in Jul 25-31, 2013.


And were you driving correctly or being overly cautious – ergo being a dick bag driver yourself? Just checking…
What the fuck do the kids in the car have to do with it, you mean you’d drive like an asshole if you were kid-less? Over-cautious is about right
Learn how to drive, twat!!!!
Well I don’t like your kids, SO HURRY UP!
Just joking, don’t turn left unless it’s safe… but I still don’t like your kids.
I’ve had this happen a few times. Getting angry because i didn’t turn into a wall of incoming traffic. Flip him off and move on. YOu’re not required to move. Crank up the music, show him your fuck-finger and let him do what he wants. Because anything he does, other than wait his turn, is his fault.
kids, no kids. it’s irrelevant. you don’t drive FOR other people’s opinion. esp the opinion of impatient ‘don’t give a rat’s ass if you die’ jerks.
I bet all of you fuck tards drive bikes around the city.
Just keep driving slow, maybe he’ll have an embolism. One less dangerous type A driver on the road.