While making a pit stop to change my clothing, your 10-13 year old child decided to knock at my stall (of all the ones she could have just gone into or knocked on) and asked she could get in ‘now’, because she’s been waiting long enough?
I then sanitize my hands, leave the washroom, stand in the line to order food and notice this girl (same shoes) and her parents, who let her take approximately 5 minutes to decide what she wants to order.. and don’t even TRY to rush her, seeing as there was a line up of about 11 people waiting to order. You guys are just as stunned as her.
What fucking world does your family live in?
Please, teach your kid to fuck off. She’s annoying upon first interaction, that’s bad
Please teach her that she doesn’t fucking matter to anyone but you and stop holding up a line while deciding which fucking happy meal she wants. —not a happy meal for me!
This article appears in Sep 4-10, 2014.


Mr. Meaty knows how to deal with insufferably precocious skipped trips to the pharmacy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P08U-ovzrvE
Disclaimer: May not be exactly as illustrated
No, you hit it pretty much bang-on there Ivan!
LOL – Robert Knepper is one of my favorite character actors. He stole the show in last years sadly under-appreciated “Mob City”
“Please, teach your kid to fuck off” Hahha
Yes. Everyone please teach your kids to fuck off. The world will be a better place.
It would be 🙂 lol I love this bitch. I hate people who live in a “self-entitled to everything regardless of everyone elses life” bubble. Little bastards included. This bitch made me laugh.
OB My wife was complaining about a similar problem (people holding up the line because they can’t decide what to order) with customers at her place of work, out here in the boonies.
I suggested simply asking the next person in line what they would like.
So the next day,she tried it. Seems the lady who likes to hold up the line was outraged , she would now have to wait for the next person who was being served to be finished with, now that she had finally made up her mind.
Funny ole world innit ~;p
Oh some people think they little chiliens are the most precious gems on earth, don’t they? Lately, I only get slightly annoyed when kids screech their faces off in public. For the most part, kids are cute and innocent little drunk people and make me smile. I guess I’m getting to that age….shall I dust the cobwebs off my womb and have one?……………………………………………………….
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hmmmm… Naah.
You got the title backward. The parent came first, so it should read, “Idiot parent/ Idiot child.”
Yours truly.
op had her interaction first with the child and then the parent as per her bitch. Title makes sense. Ran into an idiot child and then seen the reason why she was an idiot. I still love this bitch hahaha I’ve shown it to co-workers and we all laugh.