Dear assholes upstairs,
I’m a pretty tolerant person, and an even more tolerant neighbour. I get that when you live in an old building, you have to listen to shitty music through the walls from time to time, and will catch bits and piece of strange conversations through the walls, hell I don’t even care when I occasionally hear raucous sex noises through the wall.
I’m even kind of over the fact that you insist on dragging around everything in your apartment at all hours of the day instead of picking it the fuck up and moving it so the people below your aren’t constantly listening to your shit screeching across the floor (maybe not as over that I might have thought) – but now you’ve crossed the line from occasionally shitty neighbors to the most ignorant people I’ve ever had to share a wall/ceiling with.
Stop playing your stupid drum beat/alarm clock at 5:40am EVERY FUCKING MORNING. Do you really think you’re not waking people up with a drum track that gets successively louder as it plays? Even the meth dealing rednecks I shared a wall with briefly were a more considerate people than you.
—Can’t wait until you move.
This article appears in Jul 23-29, 2009.
Dude– meth dealing rednecks? You really need to get a new pad!
I would care more about it if I didn’t have your weed/cigarette smoke wafting up into my window every night.
As far as ‘normal’ goes, “raucous sex noises” are the worst. Whatever you’re doing – trying to get to sleep, making a sandwich, whatever – here through the wall or floor comes a female moaning and cooing in pleasurable ecstasy, maybe using two or three word sentences, maybe the bed is creaking and you’re like wtf. Why can’t I be there? Why can’t I being having great sex … any sex, right about … now? Capital F for fucking frustrating, lol.
Go talk to them you fucking pussy? Are you a fucking woman?– people aren’t mind readers so why don’t you ask them to tone it down before posting your retard angst online. Pussy.
Um yeah some of the most assertive, kick ass people I’ve known are women…sorry you apparently only hang with weaklings.
The woman comment was refering to the mind reading thing, not the being a pussy.
Can I trade you for the guy that lives downstairs from me?? He wants us to refrain from running the water after 10pm because the pipes wake him up. WTF!
Wow, nice save!
Dude, not a cigarette smoker, but thanks for coming out.
That is awesome.. I thought this was written by roommate about our neighbors until the 3rd para. Instead of a drum beat I have an industrial strength dehumidifier/fan/ AC monstrosity (on a wood floor. that they refuse to put on a table. or put a blanket under) they turn on high between 10pm and 3 am that vibrates my entire room … its like someone dropped 5 fridges from the 80s in here… insomniaaaa
“Go talk to them you fucking pussy? Are you a fucking woman?– people aren’t mind readers so why don’t you ask them to tone it down before posting your retard angst online. Pussy.”
Yeah sure. Remember in Fairview a couple years back when one guy did this and ended up getting tied up and beaten to death with baseball bats. Good idea FUCKFACE!