What do you say when you ask your best buddy out for a beer and he responds with “I can’t, I’m on a cleanse diet”? Seriously! WTF. —Jimbo
This article appears in Aug 16-22, 2012.
I’d rather a lie
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You say,”Good for you, that takes a lot of commitment. Geez, I wish I wasn’t such a loser and could do a cleanse.”
i thought beer was a cleanser
He was trying to curry favour with Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ3rkNq2ok
geeze, i worked with a guy who brought in pamphlets for the place he got his herbal colonics. and he wanted to discuss it! and people wonder why i left vanschmoover?
Beer (specifically draught & lots of it) hot chilli & chicken wings.
If that don’t clear you out…yer gonna die !
…or want to, after that feast^^
Certain innovative Halifax restauranteurs have hit upon the idea of including a “cleanse” with the cost of the meal. >: 0
^^ no way……
Yes way!
a certain steak and marinade place does it to my wife every time
“Norwalking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the (Spasmodic) Waves.
God, that was terrible. I really am ashamed >: (
So you thought you were ahead of his colon in his order of priorities. Well, now you know. You’ll have to see if you time your colonics concurrently.
Nothing like having the large intestine clean as a whistle I say. You could eat off mine after my colonic. j/k
you say welol fuck you then, and go have your beer.
That Brit.dark beer is quite a cleanser.That’ll clean out your pipes and it’s full of iron too boot.
there’s a virus going around that cleans you right out in 24 hours. 3 people at g/f’s work got it. or maybe someone poisoned them all.
maybe these 2 dudes could make it like a guy spa day.
draft beer will clean you out overnight.
the source of the sickness came from cruise ship passengers, floating germ boats http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/lo…
I’d say, “So have a water, and then we can go out dress shopping for you”
you know what else takes commitment? being a best friend.
it’s a beer… if you don’t want to spend an hour or less with a friend, at least have the balls to tell him and not use a stupid, fad dieting scheme as the fall guy.
Enough raunchy draught from a dirty tap will cleanse anything in a 12 hour period….
Any product from Him Torton’s can also be used as a great cleanse.
Especially their Iced CRAPpuccino.
i love TH coffee. double double, with extra sugar. yeh i know, it’s not coffee then. but i love it.
you puzzle me…
if you’re ordering it that way, why not just ask for a double triple?
omg!!! you mean there’s a WORD for it? I never knew if the first double was cream or sugar, and the second double was the other…what if i ordered double triple and got globs of cream? i am now one of the ‘in crowd’!
(dancing dancing ’round in circles)
wait…wait…is there a QUADRUPLE order?
I’d suggest an extra large for a quad of anything…
usually when people ask if you want coffee, they ask, “cream and sugar?”…
that’s the order most identifiable.
Gay!
If anyone has triple or quadruple cream …why not just have a glass of milk ?
mister crusty, are you attempting to come out of the closet into the welcoming arms of these good people? i applaud your decision, you’ll feel ever so much better not living a lie. embrace your inner diva, dear.
The coffee at If 2 Buy See is pretty good.I do like Tim’s but If 2 Buy See is nice for a change. Double, double, sweetner.
XL triple triple. go big or go home!
Mcd coffee sux. Timmys ok, but wish they had a dark roast
wut? (is that like Duhhhhh?)
any coffee is better than the hockey player slop.That they
specially make by drawing the water through 50 feet of rubber hose & burning the coffee beans. IF you think that crap tastes great you must like dog shit sandwiches hold the mustard & mayo !
coffee is very much an individual taste preference. for example, more, you say that you consider hockey coffee to taste burned, whereas i like it especially because it does not taste burned at all (to me) . i think that buckies tastes and smells burned. my taste runs to a mild smooth roast. isn’t it funny how two people can taste the same thing and have such widely different (not wrong) opinions of it’s attributes.