Alright, we’re through! That’s the last fucking time I spend 30 dollars of my hard earned money on some dough and cheese. 30 DOLLARS. You think you got gold there? It’s dough. And sauce (that suspiciously taste a lot like Chef Boyardee). I ordered a greek pizza – there ain’t even NO MEAT on the damn thing – it shouldn’t break my damn bank. You got feta cheese and a sprinkle of olives and tomato. How you gonna charge 30 DOLLARS, when I was quoted 20 on the phone. Twenty is fucking ENOUGH don’t you think? Nah you gotta change all these hidden fucking fees… Oh that was the price before tax? Oh there’s a fee for using interac? Gotta tip that driver… I guess this mothafuckin hunk a dough better last me the rest of the week, cuz I’m broke as fuck now. That’s the LAST fuckin time you getting my money! Also, your poutine: It’s soggy fries, floating in can gravy and mozza cheese. GET OVER YOUR FUCKING SELF AND LOWER YOUR DAMN PRICES….YOUR SHIT AIN’T ALL THAT! —Your Fried Fish is Like a Wet Sponge
This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2012.
plenty of competition….
especially when it comes to pizza.
this sounds like the place I bought some over-priced donairs from yesterday.
my shit is all that…. and coming outta me like squeezing a wet sponge….
And of course it’s the pizza places fault for bank charges and taxes. Fuck when were you in a store where the price included the fucking taxes. As for the tip, it was your choice.
Tax is supposed to be included, and don’t pay they after the fact add fees, simply take the pizza and tell him, he gets what was quoted, and if he refuses just close the door, u get a free pizza, will they call the police ? Guess what, its a civil matter, they must take you to small claims court. You people need to stand up to them, or they will just keep going.
On an alternate noted, how about ya make your own pizza? Its very easy, and tastes much better, I’ve done so for am long time.
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(facepalm)
Thank god the market is free. You don’t ever have to order their pizza ever again.
Write a review on yelp and share it on facebook. It’s not much but it’s a start.
OB, if you want pizza done right, make your own. Most of those pizza places are owned by people with excessive arm, back, chest/neck, eyebrow, nasal, and facial hair…..yup, that’s an ingredient they don’t charge you for.
So let’s see…..you ordered fish that “was like a wet sponge”. Then, you ordered poutine that was “soggy fries floating in can gravy and mozza cheese”. And NOW you buy a sub-standard greek pizza and get overcharged for it.
Little hint there chuckles….STOP BUYING STUFF FROM THIS GREASE PIT. Kinda hard to muster any sympathy for you when you obviously just keep going back for more. The “wet sponge” fish would have been enough for me to stop going to this place. Why the hell did you go back not once, but TWICE MORE??
To quote a line from one of my fave movies: “How many years did you spend pissing on the toilet seat before someone told you to put it up?”
Jebus. Me thinks there is one born every minute.
hay where ya been, vastie? I missed ya!
Heyyyyy kitty! Missed ya too hun. Happy New Year to ya…(and all the rest of my fellow bitchers!)
I’ve been doing the holiday thing the past little while. Back to work today….LMAO and here I am commenting on LTWWB…how sad and embarrasssing is that? (Shhhh! Don’t tell me boss lol)
How you been keeping?
Yeah avas just said what i thought, you ppl are at work, you should be fired.
ah, jiminy jimbo… you’re not ….
go get a job.
have a grisly ‘generic point in the earth’s axis’ everyone…
grislier the better.
go shank a toddler just to celebrate.
fuck the pizza, i’ll just take the gems and shit.
look at the bill and say “Hey, do I get a kiss with that?”
“What? No, why?”
“Well, I like to get a kiss when I get fucked.”
I feel you OP.
Just feta cheese and no meat. Have you checked out how expensive feta cheese is and I don’t think olives are all that cheap either.
feta is 3.99 for a whole block. Just bought some. Sobay’s got a ball of dough in their freezer for 99 cents bro. Thaw it out and add some other shit, you got a BETTER pizza for under 5 dolla!
I’m not sure I appreciate your avator no_fool. What happened to the snatch lady?
Snatch lady is back. Just for you.