Dear person whom stole my bike outside of the Killiam at the end of July at the back entrance, I’d like it back. I realize that you needed it more than I did on that particular day as you most likely had something very important to do… Pregnant, kidney transplant? and I’m glad that my bike was of service to you and got you safely to the hospital on that exciting day! But, now that I’ve given you some space to heal and get better, I’d like it back. It does me a lot of good: gets me places, daily activity and its fun! so maybe just leave it at the Killiam where you took it? Thanks for nothing you swine!!! —Granolabitch
This article appears in Sep 6-12, 2012.


I’d rather hear about someone’s car getting stolen, than someones bike (cars have more protection and are more likely to be returned. Bike have almost no protection under the law or insurance). Sorry OB, but I don’t think it’s gonna turn up.
On a semi related note, my bike tire popped yesterday… That is all.
Sad state of affairs. They will steal your eyeballs and come back for the sockets if they get a chance. I guess you need to get a good lock for the next bike.
“…whom” ???
Stealing a bike outside a Children’s hospital. There’s someone with some moral authority.
I read it as being stolen from outside the Killam library in Clayton Park. The IWK never even dawned on me.
Either way, it’s a shitty thing to do.
The Killam library is at Dal, dummy. The Goodman library is in Clayton Park.
granny, don’t hold your hand on your ass too long. it ain’t ever coming back to you. i hear there is a bike sale at the cop shop soon, check there. maybe you might see it, or find another better one.
having shit ripped off is never pleasant, seems almost like a rape. yeah, i said almost. but the invasion is still there. people have no concept of it being not theirs, so leave it the fuck alone, it makes me sick. the last time someone stole something from me, well let’s just say when i found the party, they would never do it to anyone again.
i actually had him on his knees, with a .44 magnum stuck in his left ear. the smell of piss and shit was just too much. was i worried about cops, nope. because he was the offending party. yeah we know, tough guy with a weapon, but hey, i got results. more than most everyone on here would. and remember, I AM LICENSED TO CARRY.
oh, well there’s the answer…
it worked in fight club right? it must be true.
“The Killam library is at Dal, dummy. The Goodman library is in Clayton Park.”
I stand corrected. Excuse the fuck out of me.
it’s all that Eucalyptus you’ve been grazing on.
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/thats-crazy…
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tough guy with a weapon
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A pussy attempting to cover his “short comings” in his pants, is more accurate.
And an internet tuff guy who is lying about holding a weapon to someone’s head. If this was even remotely true, the cops would be interested.
But it’s more bullshit from the ex soldier/cop/law student/dental drop out.
Wp
Meth heads need wheels too buddy – hang the fucking filth.
okay paul, that is about the fucking limit asshole. i haven’t said fuck all to you all week, even tried to be nice on more than one occasion. but if you want to persist in being the loud fucking idiot that you make yourself out to be, then so be it asshole. the game is officially afoot.
you are nothing but a whining fucking douchebag. and if you don’t watch yourself, you will turn out to be a lonely one. no female will want to be around you or your big ego chip on your shoulder.
and yeah, you do only get fucking pity sex. so, if you wanna keep it going dude.
Keshen Goodman on Lacewood. Whom’s on first?
It’s your job while driving, same with everyone behind/beside/in front/or on top of you, to pay attention for things just like that. Unbitchworthy!! Next.
I have no idea how most of you are drawing specific information from this post. It just sounded like tasteless sarcasm to me.
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tried to be nice
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So you think not cripple baiting me for 5 days equals “being nice”?
You. Are. Magnanimous.
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no female will want to
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My love life is pretty sweet, Gary. I have a great woman who I love.
Don’t confuse you hating me for my actual life. My life is awesome, and so is my gf.
You should watch what you say though. Not many women like violent-talking redneck fucks.
Thanks for your concern though.
🙂
Wp
And I noticed you started it, you big fucking baby.
So go weep your soul to Red, Sherry, and their husbands you threatened to have beat me up.
Also notice I attacked you for saying to put a gun to soneone’s head. Big Man enough to brag about your hidden gun but not Big Man enough to be called on lying about what you do with it?
Bite one of Sebastian’s farts.
Wp
Possibly Daniel, I read Killam, pregnant, hospital and thought IWK Grace. Upon further review, you could be right. Why she thought a pig stole her bike is a bit out there though. Maybe someone spiked her granola.
paul, paul, paul, when are you going to lose that chip, my boy. do you not realize by now, that not much really bothers me, and i love pulling your fucking chain.
jesus dude, unlax or something. i made a comment about something, you made a snarky remark to me. but you know what, i’m not gonna bother to quip back at you with some shit. see you pal, have a good life with your woman, really.
Are you one of these?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-22…
OP, did you park your bike at one of those ‘share a bike’ stands? maybe there is no thief, and you are stupid.