You’re so sweet you make my teeth ache. You make me laugh and dance and want to sing (which is unfortunate because I don’t sing well!).
You have made such a huge difference in my life. I know we aren’t in the same town and it’s a challenge, but I love every single second that we get to spend together. Thank you for being so special and loving and supportive of me… Someday I’ll come home. What we have is so great, it’ll probably be sooner rather than later. —Can’t get enough cuddles
This article appears in Sep 16-22, 2010.
Seriously, the icing is always the best… yum.
is the huge difference diabetes?
cause it’s such a tough choice between a sugary, butter-filled biscuit or sugar creamed butter filling.
Meh, I’ll worry about diabetes later, for now, I’ll take all the sugar I can handle.
a round of deep fried beer for all my friends
Now there’s an idea… not sure if we’ve perfected the branding on that bad boy yet.
I wonder if we could just team up with tims and go for some liqueur injected timbits….
seems more canadian.
Maple whiskey inside a chocolate timbit could be the next craze….
or maybe some kahlua
Holy shit. Sign me up. Kahlua timbits sound divine…. Very canadian, accessible, affordable – it’s the next big thing. Patent it quick zZz, that’s brilliance, that is.
I was due… my toilet idea wasn’t panning out very well.
I’m going to pick up a mickey of kahlua and try this fo’ sho’
so now I what, write this recipe down and mail it to myself or something???
or is the timestamp on my post valid enough?
Mod 4.0, please tell me you have a backup DB in the event this prod one bites the dust.
could you put single malt scotch in mine please?
and for those who like it fruity (sebastard?), why not some with cherry brandy?
You know, I didn’t ask, but perhaps I should… toilet idea??
oh there was a bitch a while back about men not putting the seat down….
so we were talking about designing the perfect toilet to accommodate both genders.
It would have a delayed lever that would put the seat down x seconds after flushing, etc…
I understand if you don’t want to go back through all the posts.
right, right right. I do remember. I think those actually already exist? Better google it. booze filled timbits, however, do not. Chop, chop. Get those made. I could use a sugar rush.
You can’t call them tim bits…you have to give it a catchy name. Liquor balls? …. no that’s wrong…
booze balls? balls of glory?
I love you paingirl!
YeeeeEEESSSssssss…. Balls of Glory it is!
ralmn, they do exist but not to the high standards I hold my appliances to.
it’s the timing of the mechanism that makes the product…
otherwise, you could just get a lever that keeps pushing on you while you’re sitting there.
BB’s is a good name… catchy though I think metal ball bearings initially.
Slambits?
Grogles?
Snockers?
thanks guys but i’m still thinking on names. i like slambits
joyballs? joltbits?
How about “Saucy Balls”….. Saucy being a play on words for “sauce”, which is a slang term for liquor.
that’s where I got slam, grog, and snocker’d into it…
though I don’t hear snocker’d being thrown around a lot.
If it’s going to catch on, it has to appeal to teens.
get em hooked good and young… kinda like ciggy’s did.
I suppose now, I’m also going to have to invent a shot that tastes like a timbit too…
so we can try naming that as well.
i like saucy balls jonno. reminds me of the sweaty balls on snl christmas
Or Chef’s chocolate salty balls from South Park? hahaha. They’re teeth pickin’ good.
haha i forgot about that one
I love sweaty balls from SNL.
Is all I could come up with is “Drunken Dots” and “Shot Dots”.
I think my vote is still with saucy balls (as long as you don’t write “Saucy being a play on words for “sauce”, which is a slang term for liquor.” give people some credit. lol
that skit is priceless, it’s the sweaters and the fact that they don’t crack up. i like drunken dots chickie. “the new improved dots, can’t eat just one”
I still have last years SNL christmas special on my DVR…my 2nd fav one is the Justin Timberlake “Homelessville” one where he’s dressed as a big cup of soup. “When the soups in the cup ma’ drink it like it’s Hot…drink it like it’s hot”…..youtube it…you’ll think it’s cute.
….still not the same old SNL thought…and Alex Baldwin I think cracks a little as she says “I like the way your balls feel in my hand”….and “I can’t wait to taste your balls”….lol
you have a dvr puuure luxury teehee. justin timberlake is a funny funny guy. the skit when he is the soup cup guy fighting with santa is hilarious. the beegees talk show shtick is priceless