It is September, therefore, I know that you got your “snowball” from the ice shavings at CHP. Thank you so very(!) much for throwing it at my car. I sincerely hope you mistook the two cop cars, that drove past after me, for victims of your iceball prank. I am very happy that it did not dent my mother’s brand new car, or as Russell Peters says: “Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad” —Not Too Impressed
This article appears in Sep 1-7, 2011.


please explain “brand new” and “new” … I have never understood this usage and drives me fucking bonkers as opposed to bonkers.
Hooligans suck.
Brand new is just purchased. New is within a year. Seriously Koda?
if you saw them, just pull around corner, wait til they sneak back out, and nail the little bastards in the jaws. mom’s new car or fucking old, don’t matter fuck. they did wrong and deserve whatever they get.
brand new really means buying a brand of something, new. new could refer to anything you never had before, or new to you deal. over time, the meaning of both got fucked up.
Russell Peters lol. He has some great lines. OP, seek and destroy the little fucks.
The Christian Heritage Party gives away ice shavings?
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy!
how were the wharf rats zed?