To all of you obnoxious car drivers who feel the need to “share” your music with the rest of the world while going from Point A to Point B. Turn your fucking music down! Nobody gives a flying fuck about what kind of music you like, how loud your stereo system is or what kind of car you drive. Your shitty music is so fucking loud it is vibrating the bolts loose on your car not to mention shaking the windows of my home. The only thing that has prevented me from putting a fucking rock through your window is it can be considered assault and/or vandalism and it’s illegal. Jesus, are your dicks that small that you have to make up for it with your car, its stereo system and your music. If you need it that loud to hear it then maybe you need your hearing checked. Knowing that you will be fucking deaf one day because of your stupidity makes me smile. Assholes.
—Silence is Golden
This article appears in Nov 5-11, 2009.


The gross thing is that these drivers’ ears will produce large amounts of ear wax in an attempt to protect themselves from the loud music. Small penis and yellow goo coming out of your ears–oh yeah, the girls are going to be falling over themselves to be with you.
(Just sayin’ = p)
i don’t mind music, but when it crap noise,that’s the fucking limit. i just want to reach in and grab them by the throat and rip it the fuck out.and at 3 a.m. it gets me more pissed off. what the fuck is the matter with these people,either high, or just born brain dead fucking fools.any time of day for this assault on my or anyone else’s ears is deffinately a big fucking no no.
I especially love it when you know the stereo is worth more than the pieces of shit they drive. Must be a penis envy thing.
Life Sucks, you seem to have anger issues. What’s that about?
all about fucking assholes that care nothing of others, just their lame little life.
Better to be bitching in here than out in the “real world.” I know this place has spared me a few times. In fact I almost submitted my very own bitch in a drunken rage last night after getting punched in the jaw and having my tooth chipped just for talking (yes, just talking, not touching, not flirting, not harassing) with some guy’s girlfriend, who I didn’t know was his girlfriend of course. I typed it up, realized it was stupid and calmed down a bit, then deleted it and went to bed. Writing stuff out can oftentimes be quite therapeutic.
But that fucking piece of shit who punched me, man, I’ll kill him!
The funny thing is the loud one’s are built by the people who have a clue, and are much cheaper then the p.o.s. systems that aren’t vibrating your windows. If you like hip hop then there is nothing like being massaged by some nice bass. — And if it ain’t bangin then wtf is the point b*tch?
Usually they crank it that loud because the stereo is worth way more money than their piece of shit Honda Civic.
I always turn my music up when I’m driving, and put the windows down. Driving with the music up is a way to get stress out for me because I don’t have to care what people think because I can just drive away, so just cover your ears!
Isn’t it wonderful that we all live in a country where we have the freedom to crank our music loud if we so desire!
I find it funny when people with these car stereos stop at a store or Tim’s or something and leave the music blaring while they go inside. This just happened while I was at Tim’s a couple of weeks ago, guy pulled up pounding his music, parked and came into Tim’s leaving his music playing.He thought he was the shit , too bad he looked like a tool. Funniest part he looked like he was in his 40’s and he was blaring some gangsta rap for all to hear.
I like loud music, and I like bass, but I don’t understand the appeal of the vibrating shaky rattling car thing that floats over the sound of the music.
I live across the street from a guy who THINKS he has a car sound system that sounds like a nightclub . . . but from outside all we can hear is the car going “pfffft pfffft pffft pfffft” like some rhythmic, vaguely hip-hop sounding fart as he goes down the street.
Wow, it is so cool it is beyond words.
Pfft pffft pffft pfffft pffft . . .