To the girl who thought that giving my boyfriend a gift that I would never be able to afford might possibly win him back, or at least make him want you again… screw you, you lose! Just because you gave him some material possession that he might care about for a week or so doesn’t mean anything. Not only did he tell me that he loves me lastnight, but I also gave him something that you never ever will again. 3 times (and once this morning). I will not compete, I don’t need to, but it doesn’t matter anyway because I win.

—It’s over, move on.

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  1. Agreed with TTFN. Sounds like a girl my boyfriend used to date. But she sends him expensive gifts on Facebook. Kinda funny. I get a kick out of it.

  2. Why would your BF even accept the gift? Keep your eyes open OP. You’re likely not as tight as you think you are (pun intended).

  3. What was the gift? Perhaps a book about how to cheat on your new girlfriend with your old girlfriend with out her knowing?

  4. He shouldn’t have accepted the gift since it’s pretty obvious that it wasn’t a gift, but rather a ploy to get him back. If he accepted it, maybe she’s already given him the gift that keeps on giving.

  5. This poor girl sounds like the typical HRM idiot. Her bf is totally going to accept a blow job from the other this weekend.

  6. Ahhh Stupid Phat I’m thinking half the reason she’s an ex is because maybe she wasn’t giving any of those to begin with.

  7. I know it has been said repeatedly, but I have to agree with the majority. If it were my boyfriend I’d have a few questions as to why he accepted the gift in the first place. Time to move on? I think so.

  8. Yeah, he’s probably fucking her. I mean would YOU accept an expensive gift from an ex bf if you weren’t still interested/fucking him?

    Sorry but….

    Also: Stupid Phat is *always* having a bad day.

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