But all signs point to He’s Just Not That Into You- Painfully long reply time to texts (w short responses)? Check. Shortest hangout possible? Check. 1 armed hug goodbye? Check. Guess I’ll not initiate any conversations and see if you take the time to do so. —Damn boy
This article appears in Mar 6-12, 2014.


Are you Flatus Girl from an earlier Bitch.? Tame the wind or get get real fond of your Fortress of Solitude.
We are guys. We do not stare at our phones to reply to texts. We do not like long phone conversations or in-person conversations. We are guys. We are not huggers.
The male species who have their faces in their phones all the time are the introverts with online cyber friends and no social skills. These people are the ones sitting home in front of their computer every waking moment and letting the world pass them by. True story. Sad but true.
My darling OB…
There are THOUSANDS of guys who are not into you. Get over it. Go fuck the ones who are.
The party with the least interest is the party with the most power.
Time to shower him with indifference.
Hey, wait-you’re not that ‘call me maybe’ internet chick, are you?
Back off. Guys see chicks like you as bunny boilers if it doesn’t work out.