After you stopped to let me cross the street, I looked for you but you were gone. When I saw you, my stomach felt as though thousands of butterflies  were in it… Yes,Yes,Yes…want you. The question is: do you really want me? Each letter you write me I become an awkward schoolgirl not knowing what to say. I end up saying too much. You may remember in person, I am not the doofus I appear to be like in my letters.Do you remember me ?…I am afraid you are toying with me.You are on my mind as I go to sleep and in my dreams. If you are serious about your feelings for me, would you please tell me what I have to do in order to be with you? I’ve never felt like this for anyone so, I’m at a loss for the right things to do….. I would love to go on a date with an intelligent, handsome man I met over the internet, who will  treat me nicely. Would you like to go on a date with a cute woman you met over the internet? —I Have To Learn To Bite My Tongue And Sit On My Hands

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  1. OK OB, I will tell you what you have to do to get your date, listen carefully. It’s simple. When you are writing a ‘love’, make sure it’s posted to the correct forum. Now, if he reads this, he’s going to think you’re an idiot.

  2. This belongs in the ‘LOVE’ section, over there >>>

    But since you’re here:

    “…would you please tell me what I have to do in order to be with you? I’ve never felt like this for anyone so, I’m at a loss for the right things to do.”
    Biting of tongues and sitting on hands is probably a good start! Giggety!

  3. Because begging is so attractive to the opposite sex, OB.

    Even LTWWL wasn’t meant to be a dating service. Please keep your needy love letters to email/text, PLEASE?

  4. Smee seconds the Pretty Kitty’s Ploopy Avast0 and would like to add I think Smee’s gonna puke!

    PS: Do not show us your love letters!!

  5. An Ode to Smee

    Oh how I love smee
    Let smee count the ways

    Smee makes the sun shine brightly
    When smee’s having gloomy days

    And when the moon is rising
    High up in the sky above

    Smee takes smee in smee arms
    And gives smee sweet smee love

    😉

  6. I think OP wrote this in the Bitch section because she’s bitching about her frustration with herself.As a socially awkward person myself,I can understand her feelings,(nervous?) when she’s in situations where she’s at a loss for the right (not embarrassing) things to say.

    I don’t know, that’s my take on this post.

  7. here is a simple rule of thumb op. If someone is as interested in you as you appear to be in them, they will NOT ignore your correspondence. they’ll live for the moment they hear from you.

    This person has better things to do or they’d respond. Plain and simple. Sorry op 🙁 Someone right for you is out there. There is lots of time.

  8. I can understand OP hurt and frustration.One day the guy wants her ,the next day he doesn’t.OP seems to like this man enough to swallow her pride to let him know how she feels about him.
    OP I think he knows how you feel about him and how deeply you miss him.Maybe you are being an embarrassment to him,which is why he hasn’t made another move towards you in a long while.
    OP I feel your pain but let it be.

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