To all the people who chastised me for hating Blinky in my previous Bitch:
Go to hell! Sometimes people are just annoying, and that makes me not want to be around them.
I don’t have to like everyone just because they’re alive. I have the freedom to dislike whom I choose for whatever reason I choose.
Now shut up about me and go concentrate on the fact that you’re probably living in a 300 dollar a month apartment in Uniacke Square. That NSCAD education really got you far. Morons.
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2008.
To all the Assholes out there – I’ve found your King!
Wow, this guys a huge blinkaphobe. All hail king of them assholes!
We should start up a ‘Save Blinky’ rally – we could have it on the 9th floor, right outside the King’s domain. We’ll have to make sure the stairwell walls are covered in posters of Blinky just in case he tries to flee to his homeland, Uranus.
There, there now, of course you have the freedom to dislike anyone you choose! And you have such a rigorous set of criteria with which to help you decide who!! Eyes that blink too much, “Easter Island’ facial features… it’s easy to see you must be one intelligent, deep-thinking guy.
Don’t hurt me, but I actually kind of understand… I have this super annoying dude in my building who totally creeps me out – once I saw him wearing this horrible, way too small mini – bathrobe, and he ALWAYS tries to talk to me in the elevator, despite my very obvious body language. I don’t have a problem talking to people, I like it. But this one guy just gives me the heebie jeebies…
so, what do you do to avoid him? get off on the second floor and then run to your computer and make fun of the guy? well…maybe you do, but my point is you don’t come off as being as rude as the OP.
No, I just stare straight ahead inwardly screaming “Please stop talking”…
I think it would be rude to actually insult the guy to his face. Instead, the poster is venting his or her annoyance and distaste with Blinky here. Call me crazy, but doesn’t that sound better than going off on the guy to his face? People get annoyed sometimes..the only thing worse than a hater is someone who is flaky enough to pretend that they’re NEVER annoyed. Take a break from shitting out those perfect little rainbow coloured turds of yours and just admit that you’ve all had someone get under your skin at some point in time. Don’t worry, you won’t be thrown into the fires of hell for it. 🙂
Of course people annoy me and make me uncomfortable. I don’t think there is anything wrong with the poster feeling annoyed or irritated by this person. The poster just made the mistake of exposing his/her self to the public during one of their least flattering moments and came off looking like a jerk for saying such rude things. Things most of us have probably thought the same things at times when our shit was less rainbow coloured.I can ignore that and toss the benefit of a doubt about thier true nature. But then the poster follows up with this new post which insults everyone who replied to the original post, making me think a pattern is developing. A less jerk-like response to his/her elevator situation would be to suck it up like qwerty or bitch about it amongst friends, not make fun of somebody in a public forum. Thats what makes him/her a bit of a jerk.
But if Blinky is pissing this guy off sooo badly, maybe it’s a better idea he DOES say something. Some people dont take hints so well and need you to be a bit more direct. If the bitcher prefers to sound off here, readers have the right to respond. This bitcher sounds like a jerk, and I dont think that the people who respond negatively to that have ‘rainbow colored turds’ coming out of their bums!
PS- That was for Poop, not Miles
King Asshole is only demonstrating his incredible immaturity. Sure, there’s people most of us would prefer didn’t acknowledge us but most MATURE people suck it up. We’re talking about an elevator ride, people, two or three minutes at most, it’s not a fucking bus ride to Vancouver.
Do we know the OP is a guy? Just curious.
True enough. Maybe we should refer to said person as King and/or Queen Asshole, just to cover all the bases.
Yeah, admit it..you just shat out skittles, NMH. You’re right, people have the right to respond, that’s the point of this forum..i know. You think he’s a jerk for posting about it here? Ellbee is right..it is immature. But don’t you think it’d be considered slightly more immature/jerky to address it in person? I mean, really..a post here is nothing in comparison to saying something potentially hurtful to someone’s face.
Shat out skittles??? Bahawhawhawhawhaw!!! Tropical ones, I hope.
Poop, are you craving Skittles or something? Have you ever had to reject a guy who was really into you Poop? A guy wh just didnt take your gentle hints? This may be a corny, rainbow-poop type thing to type, but sometmes you have to be cruel to be kind
Well, now that you mention it..yeah i could totally go for them.Okay, NMH. I guess i see where you’re coming from. There’s one re-occuring nightmare of a guy who is, by all means really nice. And yeah, I’ve had to be a little bitchy to get the point accross..but he doesn’t boil my blood, (so to speak) like the OP of this thread. I’ve really just tried every other avenue. So, i suppose i can see where you’re coming from.Skittles, anyone?
So you’re the one writing writing the Blinky bitches? I had a feeling it was you! Are you really as creepy as you seem?
Anti Coast reading leftist hippie.You are the most pathetic excuse of a moronic human beingBeing anti coast in the first place and then putting your frigging bitch on a person who probably is a nice person trying to be friendly .Blinky no doubt has some nerve problem that is beyond control,far more uncontrollable than your atrocious attitude.Since when is a hippie a screwed up person who hates nice people trying to be friendly?go back to checking the woodstock generation, you’re a disgrace calling yourself a hippee with such a fucked up attitude.You’re also in the wrong time space.A hippee loves his neighbours and peace and love and all that.You , on the other hand, is just totally screwed up.Go find a hole you can shove your head in ,and ask your pal to pull the flush.hopefully you can be swallowed into the pipe, and you will never have to see Blinky ‘s friendly though still blinking eyes.I am sure you will do Blinky and the rest of the human race a grand favour.I like to feel sorry for you. but you’re beyond sympathy.i won’t even call you an ass, that would be a greater insult to a lovely animal.