When my lastest boyfriend dumps me, the only thing that hurts worse than my heart, is my damn pocketbook. Why do the convenience stores gotta charge so damn much for ice cream. It’s ICE fuckin CREAM bitch – shit be coming out a cows titty. Mix it up add a little sugar and freeze it up. Why you chargin 7 to 9 bucks for a damn TINY ASS pint of the good stuff? I can go to a certain fruit & veg market on Main and get a whole TUB for 2 bucks. I hate you damn rip off artists. You buy your way into this damn country and then laugh at us “stupid Canadians” who buy your shit for twice- three times- the price… For something you bought at the food wholesalers or dollar store for 99 cents. I see those tubs just sitting in that freezer, overgrown with ice. Those cartons have been sitting there since 2005 because no one in their right mind is paying that unless they just got dumped and are on the verge of suicide. —Death by Chocolate
This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2012.
Why the fuck are you buying the shit at a convenience store when the grocery stores are practically open 24/7.
Also ice cream don’t help.
Oh common, can we get an min age requirement here lol. Wahhhhhh my ice cream is expensive lololol. Fuckin common this is gettingn rediculas
If you are writing about the exorbitant cost of Ben and Jerry’s at the gas’n’go, I believe the high price is due to tariffs instilled to protect Canadian dairy farmers. Are you too young to remember the orange oleo back in the day? Same reason.
lol that was cute! and the younger people on here maybe don’t own cars to drive to the grocery store, whereas there are convenience stores on almost every block.
Carbicide not suicide
You’re such a catch. I wonder why guys ditch you.
I’m glad your ancestors didn’t “buy their way in”. I suppose they’ve been here since the very beginning, eh? You know, infecting natives with smallpox, all that jazz.
OB, don’t support local small convenience stores. They purposely overprice everything. Buy from the big stores where prices are lower. If you keep buying from those who “buy their way into our country” you are only giving them more money to bring more of their family into Canada. Stop the cycle.
your *lastest* boyfriend is lucky and your thinly disguised bigotry isn’t very tasty, either
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you buy your way into this damn country
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OB, you’re a Class A piece of shit.
You know that these guys are also gang-banging your gf, right? And she LOVES IT! She and Them lay around in a sweaty heap, post fuck, and laugh at your tiny wang and at how much you spend for ice cream.
Unless you’re a chick, then reverse this.
Lulz!
Racists are *funny*!!!
wpaul
Just re read. Got the gender wrong.
Enjoy your bf’s shit-covered weiner, OB.
And Sebastian- you know how hot it makes me when you say that stuff…
Wpaul
Trombone Puppeteer
Its not racist to say they buy their way into our country, its a fact allot of the time.though this is a stupid bitch post, its not racist in anyway, good try but obviously you would think saying, jews in isrealare racist toward gays, arabs and christians, anyone who isn’t a jew. Its a fact, and lumping a group together isn’t racism, its called a group, jews and christians get it? Jews are jewish, christians are christian, its not racist idiot.
how about ‘No’….
two minutes to look up how….
5 minutes to make…
and you’re noming away the pain….
http://crafts.kaboose.com/ice-cream-in-a-b…
Overpriced convenience store items? Ya don’t say…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_DPrSEOEo
http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Main.aspx
Or try here ya stupid fuckin piece of shit
to hell with the ice cream, you need a good pity fuck.
OB…I was in that grocery store over by the Sears bargan basement in Halifax…it sells food etc in bulk & they had buckets like you see at ice cream vendors in the summer for 22 bucks !
22 bucks OB for it looks like 4 or more Gallons of Ice cream.
You gotta check it out…. if ice creams your thing, this’ll put a smile on your face ~;)
LS…. l o l
Crack is much more expensive. Be happy bitch.
Yeah I’m so sad that immigrants buy their way into our country, start businesses and create jobs.
OB … maybe they should force you to ‘buy your way in’ to the store to buy their ice cream.
Don’t like it … you have options … find another vice, buy a fucking freezer and stock up at Cash and Carry (More … love that place), or just stop getting dumped.
Sucks that you got dumped OB. Canna Chocolate is a lot better than ice cream.
“convenience stores” – you’re paying extra for the convenience.
And if the prices really bother you that much, you could always pull a Bill Foster, bet that would make you feel better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H9CuGHXVtU
..to me yea gotta be a moron to buy anything other than smokes at a variety(and that’s another story..like pop is a least 500 % more..and chips ..idiots
JimKramer: “ts not racist to say they buy their way into our country, its a fact allot of the time”
For once I have to agree with Kramer. I sponsored someone into this country before and I know there are certain stipulations when applying for a VISA. If an immigrant donates like a million bucks they can live here no questions asked. Or they get citizenship somehow by starting a business (like a convenience store). A lot of the time these businesses don’t create new jobs for canadians. They create new jobs for their own family members that they bring over from Lebanon or Korea or wherever. Point is, why should everyone else be made to learn english, take a test, go through a rigorous screening process, and wait for applications, when a potential terrorist (with lots of money) can set up shop tomorrow. Moral of the story. Money talks – bullshit walks. OB had a point with her fluffy ice cream rant afterall.
I’d only be apt to start believing him if he could only spell ‘a lot’ properly…
Or any other words for that matter.
My last break up was three days before my birthday. My mom got me an ice cream cake for said birthday.
I couldn’t eat a bite of it.
When I break up with someone I go the opposite route and stop eating for days, sometimes weeks.
That’s not the last time my heart was broken, though. Last time my heart was broken I got violently ill that day and couldn’t eat for four days. So who knows if I would’ve been not hungry anyway if the plague hadn’t hit.
me too, PK. I go anorexic when I get dumped. Any food going down makes me want to PUKE! Aooh romance!
SOBs has Scotsburn ice cream on for $3.99 for two litres. Buy a tub, keep it in the freezer for when you get dumped the next time. Hurry though, it’s a limited offer.