Being from Fairview, I generally don’t take many trips out of metro, but I decided to buy a last minute dealy to the D.R. I asked my friend “Hollywood” to look after my place, feed the dog, etc…
Well, the vacation was a piece of shit, bad hotel, bad weather, old lady had pms, I was happy to get home. Late flight, got home at around 3am. Opened the door and we were greeted by the smell of trout, dirty dishes everywhere, plus there was a condom on one of the plates. I was some pissed. I went into the living room and found a bunch more beer cans everywhere, with empty hungry-man trays all over the place, with a trail of garbage leading to my bedroom door. I was just about ready to explode. I opened the door and there you were, in my bed, all covered up, beer cans and garbage everywhere. “Hey you piece of shit. I thought you got over your booze problem.” No response. I went over the bed to give him a slap. That’s when I noticed the Jason Vorhees mask under the covers and screamed. Then you burst out of the closet wearing that hollowed out melon on your head and I screamed louder. You got it all on tape, didn’t you? If I see that on youtube, the “high school tapes” get taken out of storage, get me? You wouldn’t like that, would you jerky? —Screamed Like a Little Girl
This article appears in Apr 5-11, 2012.
Reason # 500 that I don’t live in Fairview.
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this made my gotdayum day
where the hell was the dog with all the garbage and shit everywhere?
hungryman isn’t fit for human consumption let alone a domestic pet.
I’m just surprised no-one got shanked over this…
cause people have been shanked for less.
I really want to know if this really happened. Please post youtube link when it gets uploaded, and the high school tapes as well.
funny!!!
That was funny. Hollywood went to a lot of trouble to pull that off. You should be appreciative OP.
sounds like a real fun date there. and that has fuck all to do with living in fairview.what the fuck is up with some of you fucking assholes. show me a better fucking spot in this shit hole city, come on, don’t clam up yet. fairview is only as bad as the pieces of shit, that make it that way.i will personally be glad, when the bandidos move to town. i hope they set up shop out here. then you might have something to shoot your fucking mouth off about.
HAHAHAHA!!
This is the funniest ever!
Love it.
What a beautiful asshole that guy is.
can you believe this one?
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Oh, god, it reminds me of that old “Canadian Joke”
A woman buys aspirin and gets on a bus. After riding a while she yells “my aspirins, my aspirins!” The driver looks back and replies “well, maybe you left them at the drug store.”
very funny, but a question, why are you reading the sun^^
I saw it first on Canoe…when I searched, the sun site was the first that came up.
Ah, the Sun – fit for parakeet diapers.
but it comes in tabloid form, for easier reading or looking at the purty pictures^^
Another Groundhog Day on B-St.
Evill Snopes: “So I hear yer movin’, hurr durr”
Ivan Crankyarse: “Yes we are”
(I see the carrier pigeon made it out to Timberlea)
E. S.: “So when are you moving, hurr durr?”
I. C.: “We’ve been moving since January”
(Thats what all those boxes and empty shelves mean)
E.S.: “Sure do have a lot of books, hurr durr”
I.C.: “Yes we do. It’s a major task”
(First in your class at C.S.I. Academy, weren’t you?)
E.S.:”You mean yer not gonna try to do it in a weekend, hurr durr”
I.C.: ” Ha ha. No. a bit too ambitious for that”
(That’s right, round up friends and relatives, a dozen empty L.C. cartons, some pizza and all the crystal we can slam)
E.S. :”Glad I don’t have to do it, hurr durr”
I.C. :”Indeed, you’re quite fortunate”
(Who the fuck asked you, ye great quean)
Kill me now!
haha, stupid walkers…we’ve had lots of well behaved children and one of these http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/portuguesew…
PG, what do you think the Jays chances of winning the division are? Slim or none? lol
funnily you should ask, i really love baseball, because anyone can play. i am not a band wagon jumper and have been a blue jays follower since the inception of the team. it is not a war game like hockey football soccer…and i still don’t really get cricket, except you can kill zombies, with the bats. the bear thinks they will win 92 games
They have a decent organization but they share their division with the two richest teams in baseball, Boston and the Yankees. The only thing that keeps each of those teams from buying a World Series each year is each other.
I used to be an Expos fan but the strike of ’94 kind of killed my interest in baseball.
sad days indeed. i miss exasperation stadium, as we called it. no big cameras, much more relaxed with no giant eye
PK. Help me out here. Mr. Hollywood in Stabbyville. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. I’ll start on the screenplay. You do the casting.
If I may suggest. Stay away from that whole “found footage” approach. It’s run it’s course.
i like john cusack, not sure if he has poe material