I know what they told us. The power got knocked out by a truck or something down on Pleasant Street today. Go figure. So the Doc says “We’re gonna postpone your electroshock therapy until tomorrow”. I’m thinking that’s fuckin’ great. Suits me just fine, Doc. I think I’ve had enough to last me through to Christ’s Second Coming.
Let me tell ya, it ain’t a picnic! They been giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I’m hot to trot! The next woman takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
And another fucking thing. I’m officially on fucking strike. The lovely and talented Nurse Ratched can take that next horse pill and shove it up her own ass!—R.P.M.
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
Electroshock for what?
some people should never have been let out early o.p., in your case, they should boost your shocks to 1,000,000,000 volts a day. or til your head explodes.
According to a nurse, “it isn’t the watt that kills, it is the amp”. If the treatment is making you more aggressive, you should tell your doc.
One flew east. One flew west.
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest.
Hey McMurphy – good luck on your fishing trip. >; )
Now we know where MM and kay are posting from. And it’s volts, not watts.
Why do people get electric shock therapy?
OK, we need to rein you in OP before you end up with a lobotomy or I rip out a fountain and smash a window with it.
But we’re missing the important question. Did they get to watch the World Series. Because they took a damned vote about it….^^
Oh we got to watch the World Series alright. I slipped Nurse Ratched a little something in her morning coffee to kill that bug up her ass and she was out and I mean way out! The Chief laid her out in a storage closet to keep the nuts away from her while she slept it off, which we had to do ’cause this place is fucking full of nuts!
You Randle – are indeed the BULL GOOSE LOONEY in our ward. Try and get Billy laid , will ya. Might cure his stutter. >; )
RC, severe depression or mania prescribe electroshock, though it’s controversial and supposedly only short lasting in effect so you need to keep going back.
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode when they went for family counseling and had individual buttons for electroshocking each other…..Maggie had it made 🙂
Thanks Z…I was thinking something along the lines of crazy…but depression is just sad…not crazy…even though you think you’re crazy because you can’t control the ups and downs. Poor OP..I feel for ya!
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flash…
There was me, that is I, Alex, and my 3 droogies, that is Pete & Georgie & Dim, Dim being really Dim, and we were sitting in the Korova Milkbar drinking Milk Plus….
most hated nurse ever http://wyblog.us/images/rule5/nurse_ratche…
I remember reading that book. Haven’t seen the movie though… maybe I’ll watch it.
it’s an awesome movie snoop. i really thought danny devito was a lunatic
http://img.listal.com/image/576132/600full…
Funny as hell, better than most comics on TV.
Danny DeVito is in it?! I love that guy!
He’s one of my favorite characters on Always Sunny.
the first time i saw the movie i thought the actors were real psych ward patients…heehaw