I dig you, your freckles, and your white boy ghetto lips, almost as much as your sick dance moves and your lustrous mane (especially when its in a samurai bun). I love cruising on our sweet hog on summer evenings and digging in the dirt attempting to cultivate an abundant harvest. You are the bomb dig and I love skateboard lessons, beach explorations with the best canine companion, and epic breakfast times. Thank-you for being so freaking rad, you ultra-nerd-sex-panther-extraordinaire! Much love to you eh bay bay! —The Goat

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  1. Samurai Bun? Where did that come from? If he isn’t a Samurai then he’s just a dune with a topknot.

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