I was getting into a taxi at the grocery store on Wyse Road the last time I saw you, a few weeks ago. You were dressed pretty laid-back with a salt and pepper beard and wearing sweats but you still looked delicious to me.
I can’t stop thinking of you. I think I just want to jump your bones. —Sexcited
This article appears in Aug 16-22, 2012.


Salt and pepper beard, laid-back, wearing sweats. Sounds like me on the weekend.
Unshaven, laidback wearing sweats…sounds like everyone on wyse road.
That lady is all yours… her beard’s gonna tickle your chin.
new law if i am elected god. all men must grow beards. and hair must go past the collar.
and must wear long sleeved (rolled up) white cotton shirts with jeans.
I like beards as well but I like short hair on a man…dark hair and blue eyes.
he could wear anything but a uniform.
” all men must grow beards. and hair must go past the collar.
and must wear long sleeved (rolled up) white cotton shirts with jeans.”
Well, when the taliban finally seize control of the strategic GAP, we know who to appoint Minister for the Prevention of Vice. >; )
^^^ indeed! I don’t know how well I would do at the ‘prevention’ part of it, but I do have a lot of experience on the subject! hahahahaha, i mean, when i was young and frisky, not an old bat like now.
GDM
Age is just a number…An older person can be “old and frisky”.
I hope in my golden years(God willing) I will be able and willing to have an endless amount of sex ,with no worries about becoming pregnant.First though I will have to find a man that would want to, and be able to keep up with me to have an endless amount of sex with me.
GDM
You certainly don’t sound like an old bat.
LOL Boru, so much of what i say is tongue-in-cheek, and not just ‘here’. vice when you are young and frisky is exciting, when you are an old bat, it’s a friggin’ miracle. and no, i really don’t feel like an old bat, that’s why i have no mirrors in the house. when i did, there was this strange person staring back at me all the time, no idea who the old bat was. so now i just count on the reflection in my dogs’ eyes, and that suits me fine.
zZz
Beards are good for tickling something but it’s not the chin.Lol
:-O
http://blog.ascentis.com/wp-content/upload…
TMI?
Tickle Muff Infection…
I certainly hope not.
…lol…No,I was asking you if I supplied “TMI-Too Much Information”,in my comment that I like having sex with a man that has a beard because it tickles my thighs.
…mental note.. humor will be read as deadpan seriousness by boru.