I love you more than cheese, so will you please be mine or at least give me a chance 😉 I’m not shy, just inexperienced, you can change that 😉 waiting… Maybe someday. —Mystery Woman
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I love you more than cheese, so will you please be mine or at least give me a chance 😉 I’m not shy, just inexperienced, you can change that 😉 waiting… Maybe someday. —Mystery Woman
This article appears in May 9-15, 2013.
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Gouda things come to those who wait Mystery Woman.
Run wild OP, wild n brie;)
PS
if you were john lennon i’d probably tell you to “give cheese a chance”, but you’re not, so “wild n brie” it is;)
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There have been two cheese puns on this post and Havarti had enough of em.
…but Hoist, it seems you’ve made us a three-cheese extravaganza–there is no way you Havarti had enough!!!
Curd you guys please stop with the cheese jokes already?!
Ya know Cap, I smell something fishy going on here….tuna melt?!? 😀
…btw and totally unrelated–the word ‘tuna’ is somehow cracking me up today; kinda like my unconscious telling me an old joke….I love it when that happens….it used to happen a lot when Glubes in Darkness existed–that name had an unfamiliar ring that killed me every time I drove by the uber-familiar sign….
@Hoist: A non-cheesy comment, just for you…you’re welcome ;D
This is one bone feta good thread…
I guess sometimes that’s just how it asiagos;P
Much appreciated she sang and LOL at your tuna giggles. I’ve always thought ‘snack’ was a funny word. Speaking of snack, this thread’s making me hungry. Ricotta go make some supper.
Just having a little post-midnight snack and saw your comment Hoist–I hadn’t noticed that about ‘snack’ before, but now I have the giggles again–cheese whiz, you’re a funny guy;D
Some people throw multiple puns in a post.
I prefer to finely kraft singles.
Are you calling multiple pun posters cheesy Zed?? C’mon now, some of us need extra material to be as funny as you are naturally ;D
Edam it! Can’t think of a good one. Trying to match you punsters is like stilton at windmills. I was in the middle of reading “Rogue Herries” when I suddenly came over all peckish so I curtailed my Walpoleing activities and sallied forth in search of la belle fromage.
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You’re such a velveeta tongued devil Ethan–“Edam it! Can’t think of a good one” my a@%!!
….but you know Ethan, I know deep down you’re really just a big-hearted, fuzzy-wuzzy Camembert;)
CHEESESCHRISTWILLYOUKIDSSHITTHEFUCKUPWITHTHECHEESYJOKES?!?!?
w the p
love yas
i love it when you guys give me an opening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xLUEMj6cwA
Nice one Painy…….and w the p san, “when you can snatch the cheeseball, from my hand…” ;D
huh?snatch?
w the p
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Hey wheelie… it’s nacho place to judge us.
@ WTP and Zed: Bahahahahahahhahahaha
Thanks for chipping in, Zedster!
w the p
Gorgonzola’s a bitch to work into a sentence! Hey, I just did it!!
Ya Reg, I tried using ‘gorgonzola’ (in my head), but when I did, all I could think of was Captain Kirk fighting the Gorn–maybe it’s because that episode of Star Trek was kinda cheesy, but I think it has more to do with the fact that ‘gorgonzola’ just sounds green, lumpy, and gamey…dunno…go figure;)
well this has turned out to be a halvah thread
Have you ever paid to watch a chick pea?
w the p
Um, no WTP, but I’ve seen butter fly–not just flutter by;D
can you square an apple pi?
I think that would be a yum factor of about 11.63….GAZILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D I can do a lot with cheese triangles too–I understand they were a favorite of the dinosaur Pythagorusaurus;)
unless it was a lactose-a sore-us
I’d say this cheese string has been stretched to it’s limit. Anyway…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJhq9eq_eJg
Thank Cheeseus, it’s over..lol
…not quite over–nice blue cheese streak Reg, I love it when you talk dirty (especially when it’s via JC);D….btw guys, I think Susskind and his pals got the idea for string theory from…..wait for it…..just a little longer….yep, you guessed it–cheese;)
I’m still surprised that no-one went for the easier ‘goat’ and ‘cottage’ puns…
We’re really stepping up our game. 🙂
Bane loves cheese too:
“We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my parmesan to die”
zZz your the Big Giant Head cheese.
I know,I know head cheese isn’t real cheese
it is real but not for all tastes http://www.culinaryschools.org/blog/wp-con…
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RU7eEm_3N1Q/Tsh5…