My love goes out to the ukelele players who frequent my place of employment once a month. It was my first time serving you, and I was touched by the kindness given to me by everyone… despite my foul mood upon arriving at work. As soon as the music started my mood lightened. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LENDING ME, AND TEACHING ME HOW TO PLAY THE UKE. Em’s a bitch….. just ingnore em. —The Waitress
This article appears in Apr 11-17, 2013.


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