You know how if you go to a fast food place, you get your sauces in those little plastic cups with the foil tops, ideal for dipping? WHY DON’T THEY MAKE KETCHUP LIKE THAT?! Instead of those stupid little packets. It makes so much more sense to me. —Maybe This Idea Will Make Me Rich

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  1. Lol TTFN, I was just about to post the same pic 😉

    Dare I say…”first world” bitch.

  2. Oh FFS. Srsly? This is what you’re bitching about?!

    Remember us common folk still wrestling with the old school foil condiment packets when you make your first million, OB.

    DEFINITE first world Bitch!

  3. Ohhhh….oops! Looks like you were too late, OB. Maybe next time.

  4. mickey d’s got the little paper cups to put that shit in. me, i’ll take the packs anytime, they don’t all squish out in your pocket, unless you have sharp shit in there too.

  5. I can’t shake the feeling that the ketchup pump is a veritable petri dish. Probably the only biological material in the place that ISN’T laced with chemicals.

  6. A&W is giving out big ass ketchup packets now, which is great – but at $12 for a burger fries and tiny drink, no wonder they can afford to give a little more ketchup out

  7. Ohhh well, la tee da!… Catsup is it, Furious Styles?? Tell me, do you eat that on your “Royale with cheese” too? lol

    (j/k)

    Personally, I’m all about the pureed tomato and vinegar compote. Meh…to each his own.

  8. I’ve never opened one of those ketchup packets without getting a good portion of it’s contents on my fingers. I can’t seem to rip from the side so I rip straight down the middle.
    What’s CH3COOH PG? Vinegar? I’m too lazy to look up the table with all the elements. I only check that out periodically.

  9. OOOOOOH A&W is the best fast food. It’s sooooooo worth the moola. My friend and I used to play this game at the mall food court.. you put a ketchup packet in your mouth and bite it until it splooges in your mouth. Whoever gets it to explode first wins! I was definitely younger at the time :P. There is an extreme version we would sometimes play with vinegar.

  10. yes critter guy, but you knew that, you wascal. too funny mel, when i took the boy to the food court at hsc, we used to take the condiment packs and throw them on the road and watch cars run over them

  11. oooo, poor ob….
    I’m sure you complain that your golden crown is too heavy for your poor little head too…

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