Dearest Co-Workers,
I do not wish to know what you released into the toilet; please flush. If for some reason one flush doesn’t do the trick, try it again.
Thanks
—Beezneez
This article appears in Jul 23-29, 2009.
I Know You Like to Think Your Poo Don’t Stink
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was it an iceberg bomb? kinda half peaking out over the water?
perhaps a floater?
we’re all dying to know…
that to me is one of the most disgusting things you can find,going in after someone else.either they are just too lazy to flush,don’t know how,or just plain fucken ignorant,to others after them.and the biggest losers are lawyers and doctors,believe it or not.
hold the flusher
The worst is when someone plugs the toilet and instead of unplugging it , they leave it for the next person.
When I worked as an intern at Purdy’s Towers I’d share a washroom with other organizations and offices on the floor. It astounded me to realize that fully grown adult males with professional-level jobs were unable to flush the toilet after themselves.
So one day I put a sign up in the stalls reading, “Please flush the toilet after usage. On a floor full of professional men, I doubt you’d allow this to happen in your own home. Show some class.” It was ripped down as it obviously offended some oversensitive idiot who wasn’t potty savvy.